Vancouver's new statue: Satan with stiffy.

[Camy]

A giant statue of Satan with a large erection has appeared in Vancouver, and no-one knows where it came from.

Hell, maybe?



http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/09/12/canada-devil-statue-with-giant-erection-appears-in-vancouver/

[DesDownunder]

So, someone erected a statue.

[Lugnutz]

How long before someone tries mounting it?

I'm surprised Des didn't suggent this yet.

[DesDownunder]

Have you noticed the size of that thing?

[Nigel Gordon]

That's not Satan, it's Priapus. Satan's phallus according to statements in the witch trials is forked!

[Chris James]

I know this is causing a stir, some are saying it's obscene. But the devil is a fictitious character, a figment of the imagination, No one complains about seeing horn on a unicorn.

[Cole Parker]

I think Priapus is just as mythical as Satan, but a whole lot more likable. He was the god/protector of male genitalia. What a great and worthwhile concept. Leave it to the ancient Greeks to know what was important.

C

[Nigel Gordon]

Cole, please don't tell me that Satan is mythical, that would totally upset the plot of the story that I am currently working on, next you'll be telling me there is no such thing as Farther Christmas.

[Lugnutz]

NO!!!! It can't be....

[Grant Bentley]

Have you noticed the size of that thing?

Yes.