Halloween story challenge The Zombies' Hallowe'en by DesDownunder

[Merkin]

Two zombies enjoy Hallowe'en on a budget. It takes real guts to write a story like this. Find it here: http://www.awesomedude.com/desdownunder/the-zombies-halloween/the-zombies-halloween.htm

[DesDownunder]

Merkin, thank you.

The irony of your comment is much appreciated.

[Camy]

I've tried stapling liver to my coat and it just doesn't work. Aside from that slight error - more research needed? - 'twas the bestest zombie story I've read in an age. The kissing was excellent, too.

Smooches, Des.

[DesDownunder]

Camy, Thank you.

You have to use the right kind of staples. The best ones are those used in Gastric Sleeve Surgery, the idea of which, makes me shudder.

Smooches back to ya.

[Lugnutz]

EEK!! A Des!!

[Cole Parker]

That was great, Des! Very imaginative way to go trick or treating, one that satisfies my urges towards laziness. I loved it.

C

[TalonRider]

That was great, Des! Very imaginative way to go trick or treating, one that satisfies my urges towards laziness. I loved it.

C

I couldn't have said it any better.

[DesDownunder]

Thanks guys.