ricky Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 For those seeking the exiled Westcliff Writer formerly from GA he has resurfaced here: http://westcliffwriter.wix.com/story-site#!home/mainPage And Puppy Fot Sale is there too! Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 OK, I started reading the Puppy story. Not bad. The chapters are very short, though. C Quote Link to comment
ricky Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 OK, I started reading the Puppy story. Not bad. The chapters are very short, though. C I KNOW! I told him a decent chapter was 12-16 K words. But he's a headstrong Brit and keeps stopping for tea. Go figure. Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 That tea'll do you in. Look at all the Brits who inhabit AD's hallowed halls. Loony, every one of them! C Quote Link to comment
ricky Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Exactly! Which of course is why we're drawn to them. Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 I resemble that comment! Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 That's cuz you're a panda. Quote Link to comment
ricky Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 You mean he's bearable? Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Shucks... you noticed! Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 So huggable too, as long as he don't maul you... Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Always up for a cuddle, me... Quote Link to comment
ricky Posted April 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 So huggable too, as long as he don't maul you... Which reminds me of a story: A bear wanders into a bar and steps up to the bartender, "Barkeep! Give me a beer!" The bar tender looks at the bear, "I'm sorry Mr Bear, we don't serve bears beers in the bar." The bear was stunned by this, "I don't think you understand barkeep, I'm a bear and I want a beer now!" The barkeep nonplussed says, "No, YOU don't understand. We have rules here. We Don't serve bears beers in the bar!" The bear is really angry now. He looks down the bar and see a beautiful blond. He turns back to the barkeep, "Bartender, you see that blonde down there, well if you don't give me a beer and right now, I'm going to eat her alive. Now how about that beer." It wasn't a question. The bar tender sets down the glass he's been polishing and leaned over the bar getting in the bears face, "We DON'T SERVE BEARS beers in the bar!" The bear is really done trying to get along with this guy and backing up his word wanders down to the end of the bar and proceeds to rip the poor woman apart right before the bartender. Now blood dripping from his mouth he turns to the barkeep one more time. Glaring at him he says, "Bartender, I'll have that beer now!" The bartender looks at the bear with disgust in his eyes, "We don't serve DRUG ADDICTS beers in this bar!" The bear was stunned by this. "Wait, I'll cop to being a bear, but I'm no drug addict!" The bartender leans over the bar and get's in the bear's face, "I SAW that BAR-BITCH-U-ATE!" Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 I don't know what Ricky's beverage of choice is but I suggest he try tea instead. Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Don't you Americans have the right to roll up your shirt sleeves to have bare arms, or is that bear arms as in being cuddled by Bruin? Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 I've always though of Bruin as being the cuddly sort. C Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 My bear arms, bare or otherwise, are always primed and at the ready for a cuddle on demand, any time, day or night. You only have to call. Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 I called but got a busy signal... Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted April 13, 2015 Report Share Posted April 13, 2015 Sorry Luggie - my phone has been ringing constantly since my post. Isn't life wonderful?! Quote Link to comment
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