Ivor Slipper Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 A real Christmas cracker of a story. Oh wait - you Americans don't 'do' Christmas crackers do you? Well, read the story and you'll know what I mean.ย ย ๐๐จโ๐ฆฝ๐ช๐๐ Link to comment
Merkin Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Wait, Ivor, we do Christmas cookies--or is that Christmas biscuits?ย Crackers, I'm confused! ย Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 As the mom in A Christmasย Story says, "You'll put your eye out."ย Maybe she was speaking of a BB gun, but there's also the possibility it was and English celebratory cracker.ย Those'll put you eye out, too. C Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 First Borton, now Horton.ย I discern a trend here . . . R ย Link to comment
Ivor Slipper Posted December 24, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Rutabaga said: First Borton, now Horton.ย I discern a trend here . . . R ย Should be Norton coming next... Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted December 24, 2020 Report Share Posted December 24, 2020 Or maybe Morton.ย ย ๐ C ย Link to comment
Camy Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 My Grandfather was a Morton. My Dad used to revel in telling the story of a party they all went to where my Grandmother, in a loud voice, said "You'll have to excuse my husband, he's a homosexual." Link to comment
Ivor Slipper Posted December 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 14 hours ago, Cole Parker said: Or maybe Morton.ย ย ๐ C ย Possibly, but I was advancing by six again as from B to H. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted December 25, 2020 Report Share Posted December 25, 2020 Clever! ย C Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted December 26, 2020 Report Share Posted December 26, 2020 On 12/25/2020 at 12:51 AM, Camy said: My Grandfather was a Morton. My Dad used to revel in telling the story of a party they all went to where my Grandmother, in a loud voice, said "You'll have to excuse my husband, he's a homosexual." There's got be a story there, surely??!! Link to comment
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