Lugnutz Posted February 18, 2013 Report Share Posted February 18, 2013 Has there been goofy things you think of that make no sense? Here's mine. If a lesbian cock blocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam? Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 If a husband makes a statement in the middle of a forest and there's no-one to hear him, is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted February 20, 2013 Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 Does it matter if the husband has a husband? And if they're both husbands, and they both wrong all the time? Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted February 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2013 No map, no problem. Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 How can the left hand NOT know what the right hand is doing? Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Perhaps it doesn't want to know. C Quote Link to comment
colinian Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Perhaps it's too busy doing something else to someone else. Colin Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted April 22, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 My printer jammed for the last time. It now lives in the dumpster. Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted September 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2013 Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time, but it wasn't a fart? Quote Link to comment
The Pecman Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 There are no atheists in foxholes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_no_atheists_in_foxholes Quote Link to comment
Guest Dabeagle Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 There are no atheists in foxholes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_no_atheists_in_foxholes In reading the entire entry, that seems to be a false assumption. Quote Link to comment
The Pecman Posted September 15, 2013 Report Share Posted September 15, 2013 In reading the entire entry, that seems to be a false assumption. You ever been in a foxhole? Trust me, it's true. Quote Link to comment
Guest Dabeagle Posted September 15, 2013 Report Share Posted September 15, 2013 No, I haven't. I have been 850 ft underwater with the hull making popping noises. I have done an emergency surface and I have been party to the awesome power, and the horrifying idea of what just happened, when an SSBN launches a missle the size of a city bus. In times of great stress, not everyone reaches for the god du jour, again as the article states. Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted February 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 Havent had a smoke in almost 2 days and I haven't killed anyone yet. Quote Link to comment
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