Random Thoughts

[Lugnutz]

Has there been goofy things you think of that make no sense? Here's mine.

If a lesbian cock blocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?

[Bruin Fisher]

If a husband makes a statement in the middle of a forest and there's no-one to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Cole Parker]

Does it matter if the husband has a husband? And if they're both husbands, and they both wrong all the time?

[Lugnutz]

No map, no problem.

[Camy]

[Merkin]

How can the left hand NOT know what the right hand is doing?

[Cole Parker]

Perhaps it doesn't want to know.

C

[colinian]

Perhaps it's too busy doing something else to someone else.

Colin

[Lugnutz]

My printer jammed for the last time. It now lives in the dumpster.

[Lugnutz]

Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time, but it wasn't a fart?

[The Pecman]

There are no atheists in foxholes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_no_atheists_in_foxholes

[Guest Dabeagle]

There are no atheists in foxholes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_no_atheists_in_foxholes

In reading the entire entry, that seems to be a false assumption.

[The Pecman]

In reading the entire entry, that seems to be a false assumption.

You ever been in a foxhole? Trust me, it's true.

[Guest Dabeagle]

No, I haven't. I have been 850 ft underwater with the hull making popping noises. I have done an emergency surface and I have been party to the awesome power, and the horrifying idea of what just happened, when an SSBN launches a missle the size of a city bus. In times of great stress, not everyone reaches for the god du jour, again as the article states.

[Lugnutz]

Havent had a smoke in almost 2 days and I haven't killed anyone yet.