Cole Parker Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 As I was reminded today, it's Hump Day! C Link to comment
Camy Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Mmm. I believe you. I do, even though your dromedary never seems to get anywhere... Link to comment
Graeme Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 But... but... I thought HUMP day was Wednesday and it's now Thursday.... Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 I always had a suspicion that folks in Australia didn't know what day it was. C Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 They're a day ahead of us but don't have the winning lottery numbers. It's another work day. The name of the day doesn't matter. Link to comment
Cy-kun Posted July 10, 2013 Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 Wait, wait, wait! Australia is real? I thought they just made it up for that Baz Luhrmann movie... Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2013 School is still out on the authenticity of Australia. Hard to come up with a definitive answer. Having an inhabitant like Des doesn't clear things up much. C Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 One of our best tourist attractions is The Great Australian Hump, Second only to the Great Australian Stump, Which can be found wherever cricket is played, And usually just before we get laid, And only after we take a dump. Which goes to prove that Australia is real...We are standing in it. Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 And prison ships still take the bad poets there... Link to comment
FreeThinker Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 How happy are people who switch to Geico? As happy as a camel on Wednesday! (sorry. I couldn't resist. I shouldn't watch American TV.) Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 I have it on firm belief that there are no bad poets in Australia, That being said, it's also an imaginary place There once was a man from australia z See cant even ryhme anything with that place. Bah Jason ( a lover of poets ) .. Link to comment
FreeThinker Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 There once was a man from Australia, Who danced at a wild bacchanalia. His penis was big as he danced a good jig But the fuzz nabbed him for his paraphernalia. Well, there's at least one bad poet in Oklahoma. Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Haha, not for the first time was I proven wrong, you can ryhme Australia. Though it was an person from a real place, not a fake one Jason Link to comment
Mihangel Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 There was an old man from Australia Who painted his bum like a dahlia. A penny a smell Was all very well, But tuppence a look was a failure. Old as the hills. Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 There was a young man in Australia, Whose name was said to be Gloria, He lived in a hut And kept the door shut Even though he had claustrophobia. Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 There was a strange man from Australia, Who sported a huge genitalia; He was studied by blokes And subjected to jokes, For it belonged to some other Mammalia. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 There was a strange bloke from Australia Who'd speak his odd tongue when he'd hail ya What did you say? I'd ask every day But his English remained a complete failya C Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Haha....I like Coles, what did they say? Jason Link to comment
Merkin Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Ha ha. I knew that listening to Australians talking reminded me of something: There was a young cyclist from Australia Whose penis was caught by the derailleur; He screamed until hoarse, Though that wasn't the worse: Henceforth he spoke only glossolalia. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 You've got to be kidding me! You knew that word: glossolalia? Amazing! I'm still considering how long the guy was to get caught in the derailleur! C Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 Then there was the Aussie, Whose junk was inaded by a mossie, Where it made a lump, As it tried to hump, On the junk which went all squashie. Link to comment
Chris James Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 There was a young lad from Australia Who wore dresses and female regalia A lovely young bloke Who enjoyed a good poke But his pet roo's name was Mahalia All you'll get from this dumb American's mind. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted July 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 I once had a friend named Eulalia Who claimed she hailed from Australia But she ate shellfish and rice Chicken, lobster, saffron and spice And what's Australian about Spanish paella? Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted July 12, 2013 Report Share Posted July 12, 2013 I hope you dudes are all enjoying yourselves. Link to comment
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