Know what day it is?

[Cole Parker]

As I was reminded today, it's Hump Day!

C

[Camy]

Mmm. I believe you. I do, even though your dromedary never seems to get anywhere...

[Graeme]

But... but... I thought HUMP day was Wednesday and it's now Thursday....

[Cole Parker]

I always had a suspicion that folks in Australia didn't know what day it was.

C

[Lugnutz]

They're a day ahead of us but don't have the winning lottery numbers.

It's another work day. The name of the day doesn't matter.

[Cy-kun]

Wait, wait, wait!

Australia is real? I thought they just made it up for that Baz Luhrmann movie...

[Cole Parker]

School is still out on the authenticity of Australia. Hard to come up with a definitive answer. Having an inhabitant like Des doesn't clear things up much.

C

[The Pecman]

What hump?

[DesDownunder]

One of our best tourist attractions is The Great Australian Hump,

Second only to the Great Australian Stump,

Which can be found wherever cricket is played,

And usually just before we get laid,

And only after we take a dump.

Which goes to prove that Australia is real...We are standing in it.

[Merkin]

And prison ships still take the bad poets there...

[FreeThinker]

How happy are people who switch to Geico? As happy as a camel on Wednesday!

(sorry. I couldn't resist. I shouldn't watch American TV.)

[Jason Rimbaud]

I have it on firm belief that there are no bad poets in Australia,

That being said, it's also an imaginary place

There once was a man from australia

z

See cant even ryhme anything with that place. Bah

Jason ( a lover of poets ) ..

[FreeThinker]

There once was a man from Australia,

Who danced at a wild bacchanalia.

His penis was big as he danced a good jig

But the fuzz nabbed him for his paraphernalia.

Well, there's at least one bad poet in Oklahoma.

[Jason Rimbaud]

Haha, not for the first time was I proven wrong, you can ryhme Australia.

Though it was an person from a real place, not a fake one

Jason

[Mihangel]

There was an old man from Australia

Who painted his bum like a dahlia.

A penny a smell

Was all very well,

But tuppence a look was a failure.

Old as the hills.

[DesDownunder]

There was a young man in Australia,

Whose name was said to be Gloria,

He lived in a hut

And kept the door shut

Even though he had claustrophobia.

[Merkin]

There was a strange man from Australia,

Who sported a huge genitalia;

He was studied by blokes

And subjected to jokes,

For it belonged to some other Mammalia.

[Cole Parker]

There was a strange bloke from Australia

Who'd speak his odd tongue when he'd hail ya

What did you say?

I'd ask every day

But his English remained a complete failya

C

[Jason Rimbaud]

Haha....I like Coles, what did they say?

Jason

[Merkin]

Ha ha. I knew that listening to Australians talking reminded me of something:

There was a young cyclist from Australia

Whose penis was caught by the derailleur;

He screamed until hoarse,

Though that wasn't the worse:

Henceforth he spoke only glossolalia.

[Cole Parker]

You've got to be kidding me! You knew that word: glossolalia? Amazing!

I'm still considering how long the guy was to get caught in the derailleur!

C

[DesDownunder]

Then there was the Aussie,

Whose junk was inaded by a mossie,

Where it made a lump,

As it tried to hump,

On the junk which went all squashie.

[Chris James]

There was a young lad from Australia

Who wore dresses and female regalia

A lovely young bloke

Who enjoyed a good poke

But his pet roo's name was Mahalia

All you'll get from this dumb American's mind.

[Cole Parker]

I once had a friend named Eulalia

Who claimed she hailed from Australia

But she ate shellfish and rice

Chicken, lobster, saffron and spice

And what's Australian about Spanish paella?

[DesDownunder]

I hope you dudes are all enjoying yourselves.