Red Square naked nail protester faces criminal charges

[Camy]

A naked performance artist who nailed his scrotum to Red Square as a political protest may face up to five years in prison, Russian media report.

Yowch!

Read the story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24954570

[Cole Parker]

Um, I can't help but ask: how did they get the nail out. And, if they used a claw hammer to pry it out, what did they pry against?

C

[EleCivil]

[...]And, if they used a claw hammer to pry it out[...]

Don't know, but if he didn't use a ball-peen hammer to put it in, he should be arrested for crimes against comedy.

[JamesSavik]

Anyone who nails their balls to the floor is pretty damned committed to whatever he's on about.

There are some words that just don't even look right together- like: nail, balls and floor.

[Merkin]

I guess simple flashing doesn't cut it anymore. Sigh. What's an old guy to do?

[Lugnutz]

I guess simple flashing doesn't cut it anymore. Sigh. What's an old guy to do?

Yell at the kids to get off his lawn.

[Cole Parker]

I guess this was a case where it would be best to have low hangers.

C