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Cole Parker

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.

They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.

Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

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You’ll not be surprised to hear Sherlock and Dr Watson were in fact lovers. One night, as they lay in bed, Sherlock produced a lemon which he proceeded to squeeze and rub into Dr Watson’s bottom.

“Why are you doing that” asked Dr Watson.

“Lemon entry my dear Watson” Sherlock replied.

:angel2[1]:

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