Cole Parker Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping.They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.” Quote Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Mr. Holmes movie that's now out? Is it any good? R Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Love it. I'm waiting to read the story of what Holmes and Watson did together in their tent... Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 I heard the same joke with the Lone Ranger and Tonto as the cast. Quote Link to comment
Camy Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Love it. I'm waiting to read the story of what Holmes and Watson did together in their tent... Bad bear! Quote Link to comment
Nick Deverill Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 You’ll not be surprised to hear Sherlock and Dr Watson were in fact lovers. One night, as they lay in bed, Sherlock produced a lemon which he proceeded to squeeze and rub into Dr Watson’s bottom. “Why are you doing that” asked Dr Watson. “Lemon entry my dear Watson” Sherlock replied. Quote Link to comment
Bruin Fisher Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Posted August 8, 2015 Lemon entry... Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted August 9, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 You'll lemon entry? I have to orange a time and place. Quote Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I think this thread has kumquat a ways downhill in recent posts. R Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Holmes was never happier than when inspecting Watson with his magnifying glass. Quote Link to comment
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