James, ALL PEOPLE means everyone. You're including me and a lot of my friends. Some of my friends are mean, some are petty, and some are jealous. Some have more than one of those traits. But none of 'em are stupid because I can't be around stupid.
Also, there are people here I like (and people I don't) but I can assure you, speaking only for myself, I am not stupid. Am I mean? Yep, and I don't much care. Jealous? Nope. Petty? I don't think so.
But you've taken a lot of very negative traits, lumped them together, and then accused everyone on the planet of having all of them. While I would say with 95% of the planet you're absolutely right, I have come to realize over the years, that not everyone on the planet sucks. I used to feel like you, for many years, but there are people who have proven to me that not everyone is like that. If you want to say all Evangelicals are like that, you're probably right but don't lump all 6+ billion people on the planet together. I take exception to that on behalf of me and my friends. You don't even KNOW my friends so how do you know what they're like? You don't.
And it's fine if you want to feel that way. But you're wrong.