Tanuki Racoon

Wow. Some great posts. I've got to decide if I'm comfortable enough to add to this topic upon my return Monday.

I'd like that :) I sent Camy a mash note via email about this story.

I agree. Sad.

Been there. Done that. Felt the same way..

What he MEANS to say is that our threads take WILD and UNPREDICTABLE turns to the left (never the right). PS: Never listen to the orangutan -- he's a senile old pervert. PPS: That's why we like him

I'm going in with James here. The law of the land is supposed to be "innocent until proven guilty" and it's morphed in many courts into the opposite or "guilty until proven innocent" and it's appalling.

How sweet :)

Good show old bean.

Same thing I did :) Oh, God, that's fucking scary. Out of 500 questions, one or two don't make any difference to your score. However a series of YES answers does establish a trend. I am shocked that people are getting "better" scores than me. I figured I'd be the pure one. Oh well...

Can't say as I've ever seen that trend. I mean if an author's name is John and there's a character named John, I'm not sure I'd even count that.

I didn't really realize how bad it was. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

I am embarrassed but my score is 70.4% which will certainly ruin my reputation. I was hoping for a below 50% however there are too many "animal" questions and I ain't doing something just to change my score. Dammit.

Take this test. Be SURE to read the directions. There are sections for both homo/hetero/bisexuals and you gotta get it right. One point per YES answer. Add up your points. Subtract from 500. Divide by 5. Let's say you get 100 "YES" answers. 500-100=400/5 = 80% pure -- that makes you 80% pure. DO NOT LIE. DO NOT SHARE YOUR ANSWERS. Just your total. And use this version of the test so we're all the same. purity.txt

Writing sucks. The end result often doesn't but getting there is a chore and/or challenge.

I r not responsibul for my kin folk.

I quite enjoyed it for what it was.

And you wonder why I don't like people. Hmph.

There is new content fairly often. But things are slow with some authors (such as me). Not the fault of site management. Participate and eventually you'll get along.And welcome to our humble home.

Sorry but I hate HOT things but I like Hot things.

No, I didn't. It's embarrassing at any age. Bart and I are no longer friends.

Maybe he doesn't have a gay card. He's just got a WEIRD card. :)

The first time I decided to actually buy a condom, I drove to another county to a drugstore I'd never been to nor ever go to again. I grabbed them, went to the cash register which was, sadly, being manned by a motherly looking type. This was before price scanners. I managed to get one without a price sticker. Pretty much right out of the above story, "I need a price check for a Raccoon Size Trojan* three pack, please" I have yet to recover. * I do not remember the brand or size. That's the only part made up.

Although I must point out that once our esteemed JS starts writing about Pussy, surely the world is ending.... ::laughs::

Dear me. Wow. Cool.

I have engaged a solicitor to handle this matter. That most certainly IS me and they did not ask my permission to use me, my likeness, my voice, or anything else. And they certainly are not paying me royalties.