How do avatars have sex?

[Camy]

How do avatars have sex?

A question that has bemused me for a while.

Now I know, and so can you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm

[Cole Parker]

How do avatars have sex?

A question that has bemused me for a while.

Now I know, and so can you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm

So, Camy, what got your attention more, the sex with animals or the attack by the flying penises?

C

[DesDownunder]

How do avatars have sex?

A question that has bemused me for a while.

Now I know, and so can you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7729207.stm

I could have lived without knowing any of that.

I met a ravishing avatar on the Net

Which I wanted to keep for a pet,

Then I clicked my mouse on a spot,

That I thought was very hot,

And now we're both decidedly, wet.

[Cole Parker]

OK, two can play that game:

An avatar cute as a button

Was also a bit of a glutton

He dearly loved sheep

Both for sex and to eat

And dreamt sexy dreams about mutton.

Or

An avatar bitched to his chick

A real-life lady, quite slick

?Though just an icon

I know that I can

Screw if you?ll buy me a prick?

[Camy]

Hahahaha! Very good!

Three can play!

I've named my old avatar John

He's long and quite cute for a schlong

Though most that he meets

On the virtual street

Are bigger by far than his thong

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My sweetheart is shagging on-line

I don't mind - really it's fine

But if he thinks

He can bring home his prince

He's crossing the uncrossable line

[Cole Parker]

Great, Camy!

Anyone else.

Come on, Trab. I know you can do it.

C

[Lugnutz]

There was once a man from Nantucket................

Oops, wrong forum.

[Richard Norway]

There was once a man from Nantucket................

Oops, wrong forum.

Nah, Luggie. You just need to continue.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who had his head stuck in a bucket.

He tried and tried to set himself free

Until he noticed that he had to pee.

So he said to himself

I?m between a library shelf

And the blue of his eyes started to glean

As he commenced to darken his jeans.

[Lugnutz]

Well, yours is the clean version. The one i was thinking of was a bit more risque`.

[Richard Norway]

Well, yours is the clean version. The one i was thinking of was a bit more risque`.

Oh, I'm fully aware of the 'other' version.

But I'm trying to change. sometimes.

[Cole Parker]

The problem with it wasn't its cleanliness or filth, but that it was off topic.

There was supposed to be an avatar in there somewhere, or something to do with cyber game sex. something like:

I created a new screen name

For my Second Life on-line game

But my partner said, "Janus,

Don't be such an anus,

'Max' you simply can't claim."

[JamesSavik]

Avatar sex: doesn't that involve a lot of grunmting and groaning and olive oil?

[Trab]

Geez, Cole. You think I can perform on demand?

My image is really swell

Which really is just as well

Cause I really can?t pass

By your avatar?s ass

Where my prick continues to dwell

[Cole Parker]

Not often do I break into actual laughter when reading something.

That was marvelous, Trab!

C

[Merkin]

"One size fits all" is all wrong

When it comes to my avatar's schlong;

I bought the large size

Which was not at all wise

Since all I can drill is King Kong.

[Camy]

Brilliant, just brilliant!