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How do avatars have sex?

A question that has bemused me for a while. :icon1:

Now I know, and so can you. :shock::stare:


I could have lived without knowing any of that. :wink:

I met a ravishing avatar on the Net

Which I wanted to keep for a pet,

Then I clicked my mouse on a spot,

That I thought was very hot,

And now we're both decidedly, wet. :sneaky:

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Hahahaha! Very good!

Three can play!

I've named my old avatar John

He's long and quite cute for a schlong

Though most that he meets

On the virtual street

Are bigger by far than his thong


My sweetheart is shagging on-line

I don't mind - really it's fine

But if he thinks

He can bring home his prince

He's crossing the uncrossable line

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There was once a man from Nantucket................

Oops, wrong forum. :icon1:

Nah, Luggie. You just need to continue.

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who had his head stuck in a bucket.

He tried and tried to set himself free

Until he noticed that he had to pee.

So he said to himself

I?m between a library shelf

And the blue of his eyes started to glean

As he commenced to darken his jeans.

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The problem with it wasn't its cleanliness or filth, but that it was off topic.

There was supposed to be an avatar in there somewhere, or something to do with cyber game sex. something like:

I created a new screen name

For my Second Life on-line game

But my partner said, "Janus,

Don't be such an anus,

'Max' you simply can't claim."

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Geez, Cole. You think I can perform on demand?

My image is really swell

Which really is just as well

Cause I really can?t pass

By your avatar?s ass

Where my prick continues to dwell

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