DesDownunder
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You got that one right! ROFL.I figured, if it had anything at all to do with erecting anything, you'd be the one to come to.C -
You only get your poetic licence suspended if you exceed the number of rhymes allowed in any given meter.Poetic blocks however, can be erected in the pathway of a runaway poem, where the poet has lost control of his verse.
Poetic license suspended?CGreat poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'?
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Okay I have published my short story called Courage in the Flash Fiction thingy.
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Prose?Great poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'? Maddy (: -
But Trab, your words are more succinct than my poor effort.
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I can't resist it:She should have replied with,"What's up Doc?"..."We were in bed, making love. I said, 'Tell me you love me.' He said,'I love you.' I said 'Tell me you're the Easter Bunny.' He stoppedfor a second, and said, 'I'm the Easter Bunny.' So I slapped him."The poor guy probably still doesn't know what happened.
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There is a serious conversation going on in my blog?How did that happen?Woe is me, my reputation is in ruins.I don't think you guys are seeing the serious side of this conversation about posterior stimulation and the balancing act required while doing it in the office.http://www.incrediball.ca/qs/category/-1/1462/0/0 Great pictures Trab.
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You think I'm weird? You should see me when I am conscious. :icon11:PS love you too Wibby.
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I'm not sure I'm old enough for this conversation and I started it, sort of, well up and until the ball was mentioned anyway.
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Well Cole I see you have managed to find the duplicate my post button. Camy I do sympathise.
I have exactly the same problem and of course he does "Not Snore." Those quiet moments when the apnea takes over and he stops breathing, sometime make me wonder if I shouldn't attempt to get some sleep before he starts up again. On the plus side I remember my grandmother having the most violent snore on the planet. I think she registered on the state seismic graph machine. She lived like that for the last thirty years of her life. Try getting him to turn on his side as that will stop the snoring.Maddy,If you are under a lot of stress and tension say, with your studies, you may well find that is playing havoc with your sexual desires.Everyone's level of sexual activity and needs are different. However, it is also important for younger people to be aware that if the hormone levels are not what they should be, that is a medical problem that can be treated easily.See a sex health professional who will assess your physical and medical situation. Older persons can find plenty of help from a number of sources on the net but do remember it is true, "Use it or lose it," especially after 40.Sex is Great! It's the rest of it that's dubious.Personally, I find it very difficult to sleep with another person in the bed. If they doze off with their arm over my shoulder, I lie there, eyes wide open, afraid to move in case I wake them up ... which is no way to get a good nights sleep. Then there's snoring. It drives me BATTY! Up the fucking wall (excuse my French).M - my bf, has sleep apnia (where you stop breathing). This makes me hysterical. He breathes and then ... will he start again? ... when will he start again? ... he's dead! I know it, I'm in bed with a dead thing ... I should call for help! and then, finally, he breathes again, and I'm thinking: 'you utter bastard, I thought you'd died!' AND this goes on all night!In fiction it's all rather wonderful ... but the reality is a farting, sweaty, morning breathed, bleary eyed bf.
I, of course, am perfect. 
Friendship is far, far more important than sex. But sex is great!Camy
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Since the age of five I have had a cat to sleep with, oh and the b/f s.The cats stay with me all night.In the morning they pat me on the nose to let me know sleeping is over.Then they jump down and go outside to pee. (The cat not the B/f.)When I started shift work when I was 16, my cat would meow to be let out 5 minutes before I arrived home. It would sit on the gas box by the front gate waiting for me.If I was delayed or not coming home it did not do this. I have no explanation for this behaviour. When my grandmother died. I sat down in my chair and had a little weep. The cat came running across the room jumped into my lap and pulled my arm wrapping its paws around my arm.When the b/f and I cuddled in bed the cats would either leave the room, watch or lick whoever was on the bottom on their face.Yes they are aloof. But I like that they are independent and no two cats are the same.
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Thanks Trab,Actually, years ago I saw a bouncy beach ball in an adult supplies shop.It had an attachment that stopped the ball from, err, getting away for you, so long as the attachment didn't fall out.
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Actually the b/f prefers to sit cross-legged on the wardrobe whilst uttering appropriate curses to all. (He's very possessive.)I'm not sure why, but I'm getting visions of men coming to visit you in your bedroom, and it being too damn hot, so while you do your cuddly-wuddly on the bed, writhing in a tangle of sheets and shorts, you b/f is standing like a native boy in 1940 films, pulling on a cord which controls ceiling drapes which fan you and keep you the body temperatues from reaching the boiling point.Of course, the b/f is unclothed in observance of the heat of the day and the heat of the bed, adding to the passion of the event.Is this how you see it, too?C
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I am certain if you "went down to visit" we would all get very hot indeed.Why not send me a snowman? That would be cool.Nope the air is stuffed. I pulled the water cooler out of the shed and got that going so it is better than nothing.Oh well it will soon be winter here, which will give the heater a chance to break down.Is the air in your home working again? I hope so. If you want, I can mail you some snow. It can keep you pretty cool.I think that I just need to say for everyone here that if we went down to visit you, you would not cool off any.
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Camy's Thang is fine with me.
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Awww Trab, give a bloke a chance here. We don't need him to swivel from one to the other without a rest do we?People overheat very easily if required to do too much too soon, especially in the weather we have at the moment.Besides that I was meaning cool as in "kewl" = good not cold.Too many cold partners probably means you have found the mortuary instead of the orgy room.On the other hand if you have more hot men than you can cope with, you have probably died and gone to Hell, or is that Heaven?I think you might be right, but it would require the word "or" to be exchanged in favour of "and" in your example. Hot men AND cold women at the same time would have you swing one way, with hot women and cold men maybe swinging you the other way.
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Trab, you may have hit upon the reason for some people's bisexuality.If a person is exposed to hot men or kewl women too rapidly, it might confuse their sexual identification.
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I bet the cat is relaxed anyway.Thanks y'all, especially for the Nutella, the ELO and the Belly button thing. I tried, Des, but alas it was only the cat that laughed.A 500 word flash in an hour? Me likey.Camy
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Cole you will be pleased to know that I recognised the lyrics and even a portion of the tune but had to look up the show. "Kiss Me Kate."So you win, I am yours to do with what you will so long as your air conditioner works.I don't know every song from every musical.
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Run your fingers down the centre of your chest to your belly button.Think about the calm centre that is in us all.Then flex your stomach muscles in and out rapidly so that you breathe rapidly enough to make you laugh as you watch the ridiculousness of your own navel bouncing in and out.Let the laughter dissolve your tears and tension. Take a deep breath and sigh with relief. This is a Zen exercise that never fails to relax.Repeat as often as necessary.
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Thanks Trab and Cole. But you are too late I have tried all of those and the BF is in bed recovering from dehydration I think.He seems to have been mystified by my body for years.Trab is definitely correct about misting the pubic areas. We should now attempt to make this pubic area public so that mass-demisting can take place.
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I should have titled this thread, "Naked philosophy"
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In case you didn't quite get our messageWe are all really Happy for you Jason.
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It's okay I would pay happily to watch you tryst with said BF.Methinks I should have a brief(read three day tryst)word with your BF to evaluate your keeping him awake abilities. Don't worry, because you are my favorite Desilu...I won't even charge you.Jason
Maddy (:
I, of course, am perfect. 
Friendship is far, far more important than sex. But sex is great!Camy
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If the b/f ever stumbles on that post I am the one that will have to administer mouth to mouth and it won't be to erect anything.::thinks:: hmmm, on second thoughts I might just leave it up on the screen where he can see it. -No better not, I don't want to have to explain to the authorities why he died looking at the monitor.