[Brokenhearted, pt. 2]

"Nothing they do to you while you're awake is going to hurt or be dangerous."Ha, ha, ha. That's a laugh. Have you had a Stress Test? It hurts, and they have the Crash Cart and medics standing by, just in case.

Stop scaring the poor boy Trab. If he drops dead from a stress test it was too late anyway. They dropped those severe stress tests here sometime ago.Now they do an endurance sample test and estimate from known previous results.It is no more uncomfortable than a dizzy spell or an overly energetic orgasm.All very sophisticated.

[Brokenhearted, pt. 2]

I have had a whole heap of them.One was by a very cute Asian guy in his early twenties.He said I had a rapid heart beat. I nearly told him it was his fault."Druid reformed, not orthodox." I just have to try that one. ROFL.Be warned though if your chosen religion is off the chart they call in a Catholic Jesuit Priest as they are supposed to be familiar with the alternatives. (So I am informed by my local doctor).I think I can tell you after all my experiences with heart surgery and examinations, you can relax Elecivil.If it is going to hurt they will give you an anesthetic. Nothing they do to you while your awake is going to hurt or be dangerous.Your own imagination is the worst you have to deal with. Best wishes, Des.

[73. My Gay Marriage Counselling Service.]

I saw your "sheets need changing" comment and thought up something very wicked to say. But I'm not going to.

Why not? Am I not worthy of your wickedness?I doubt you would shock me Wibby.

Hahaha. Your blog (or any comment you make on the board, really :P) is always good for a laugh ^^. Umm... except the serious ones.

Some people think the 'serious' ones are good for a laugh too.I sometimes have trouble seeing the difference myself. Thanks Maddy

[The Month of May]

And to add, I guess we could make your BF film it.Reason thousand and four to love your BF.Jason

The BF will make slaves of us both. (He wants the house cleaned up.)And no he wouldn't fim us, unless we were going to remake Bambi. (You can play Thumper if you like.)

[The Month of May]

Glad to hear you are okay.If it is any help, as a qualified cinema engineer, I could set up your Bose sound system and new projector for you whilst we make sure the new mattress is as good as you say.See if the tattoo guy can do two buttons on your neck.One button called "slave" the other called "master"underneath both buttons you could have a line "your choice"(I'm joking)

[Uber stressed]

What about a nice gay jacket instead?I hear you can get really nice ones with a cute gay guy in them.Don't let it get to you Camy.

[The point]

Yes I read Viktor Frankl's book, most stimulating. I came to the conclusion that it was possible to find a situation where the meaning of life was to give life a meaning. However it still does not satisfy the urge to know why.Meaning and means are different.For that I think Zorba the Greek is closest when he says, "To live, is to take off your belt, undo your trousers and look for trouble."

[The point]

We all feel like that at times Camy.Just don't let it get to you.Wondering what it's all about, Camy, is one of the reasons you are worth knowing.

[71. The Money Shot.]

Maybe so Cole. Perhaps I should write a book called "Conversations with my doctor."

[71. The Money Shot.]

Thanks Camy.Nice to know I am good for something.Sorry you needed cheering up though.

[Problems with Photographer]

Did you say ooze?I like oozing....or even things that ooze...big or small Jason

Oozing in Oz is a national passtime.

[Noodle Necklace 2: Electric Syphilis]

I was thinking about you only a few days ago, wondering if you were okay as I hadn't seen sight nor sign of you on the net.Now it seems you have been earnestly studying the transmission of various social diseases.Truly you will be a great teacher.I wish I was young enough to be in one of your classes.Do you like orangutans?

[Problems with Photographer]

Jason, It's not your eyes with which, I wanted to frig. Camy, I didn't borrow anything, and if I had I would have returned it, on time, because I can't afford the late fees.

[April 20th, 2008]

Having something of a one-track mind, I thought Jason was celebrating 4 orgasms in 20 minutes.Oh well, it was a nice thought.

[Ordinary Man]

The lyrics are great.I would have expected the chorus section to be in more contrast to the verse.A fast energetic chorus would offset the contemplative nature of the verse structure.A higher key too would help.But what would I know? I can't write music either.Just my thoughts.

[Funky Words]

Why is no one asking why the list started with an h word?C

Is it a silent aitch?The hood comes first?It's some form of ancient Druid Halphabet?Englishmen like to keep their hoods up front?It's Camy's favourite?He misspelled Advocaat?

[Funky Words]

Great list. But why do you list "bun-fight" and "bunfight" Is there a difference? (Apart from one having a hyphen and the other not.)

[*first cackle*]

And why does Camy have some weird crap in his sig at the bottom?

Umm ....

And I don't know why Camy has some weird crap in his sig at the bottom. *smiles innocently*

It's gone. Gone forever, and ever. Gone.Happy now?!

No I am not happy.I missed it.

[blogging for blogging's sake 2]

WHAT? What is it about everyone here they've got to see smut in everything? Honestly. Congratulations Camy.

I don't think of it as smut.

[68. Business as usual?]

I think I just fainted.

[68. Business as usual?]

I thought gold was heavy and had no idea you could make underwear out of it, either. :icon1:What a wonderful institution of pedagogy your blog is, and how I'm enjoying fondling my new thesaurus.

I don't know about you but I think gold is the proper setting for the family jewels.

[68. Business as usual?]

Best blog entry to date. Is there an award to nominate to as such? FREAKING PRECIOUS!I used to own a video store in a small, Small, SMALL town. I feel your pain. Maybe that's why I find it so spectacular, but I'd still nominate it if so.Oh, and the sign............LMAO

Thanks Caylor. You probably realise that our store is an independent small store that specialises in Art-house and foreign titles. This gives a niche market that the big chains can't manage with their "most popular" attitude.So we are small, small store in a small minded city at the edge of civilisation just before the Australian outback.I have often toyed with the idea of a sign in our window which would read,"Last stop for quality movies before Europe."

[68. Business as usual?]

Does he polish his undershorts while still wearing them? You know, gold doesn't tarnish, and doesn't really need polishing. Just exactly which part does he spend most of his time rubbing?But my point was--I keep getting distracted by visions of him assidously rubbing on those shorts--if he has to polish them, they may not be true gold lame. They might be something cheaper.It may be, Des, that you're hooked up with someone who has fool's gold in his shorts.C

Let's just say that it is my job to fool around with the gold in his shorts.

[Spoof!]

Camy, as one of my incarnations was a cinema projectionist, I found this very, very funny.I can remember those short "educational" films which this one spoofs so accurately and while I didn't actually learn anything new, I couldn't help but admire the actor's qualities. Thanks for posting that.

[68. Business as usual?]

I'm most impressed that you are a member of a group that buys video stores! How many do you have?

No No Camy, I didn't make that very clear did I?We own one video store which buys groups.So far we have groups of old ladies and groups of people who have had frontal lobotomies. These form the basis of our store's membership.We have a smaller number of cute guys who look like they are members of my ideal fantasy group, but we generally try to keep them from joining either of the first two groups above. I would encourage them in being members of interest, but my partner is not at all impressed by my desire to increase the size of our members, unless we are home alone.We also sell and rent DVDs to the above groups, but mostly we are just here to answer their stupid questions.