DesDownunder
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Moi? Weird? I hadn't noticed.You are SO weird Des. Must be why I like you.
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Thanks Jason, I'm glad someone laughs at my bloggings. One of the biggest killers of the sex drive is definitely, stress.Strangely enough the answer to stress is sexual exercise, but you have to make sure you aren't too stressed out before you do the exercises. For example if you have a really uptight customer who is giving you a hard time...(not that kind of hard)...it is considered bad form to whip Mr. Happy out and exercise all over the customer's purchases.No, you have to wait until they have left and can devote yourself to the matters in hand without considering anything else. Don't rush it, enjoy it.It is always wise to recognise when the body does not need to exercise, when the mind wants it but the body hasn't quite got a full tank of gas. Letting the brain drive the car without gas won't get you far. But it is also important to realise when the car needs to be serviced. You should never go more than 3 days without a good lube (in my opinion.)Abstinence is a sin for us hedonist hippies, but saving enough fuel for special moments is also a way to increase the pleasure of the love of driving and driving the loving.I guess I am taking about those exercises, known as auto-sexual, which of course should never being indulged in while actually driving the car...When I get stressed out and everything seems to have got out of hand, then I always balance my life on the end of my dick. It gets things back in hand if you understand my meaning.
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I remember my first computer and being totally absorbed (possessed) by playing Wolfenstein.Said the BF, "Can it (the computer) do anything useful?"Eventually after about six months, I discovered CompuServe and that it was possible to download small programs that enhanced the desktop with pretty colours and shapes. What fun! Then came a variety of other games and programs that managed to distract me."Will I ever see you again?" asked the bf.Slowly it started to dawn on me that life was too short to fall for the time wasting that the government and other powers that be had set up to seduce me with computer technology, so I decided to look at porn instead. Five minutes later, I switched it off and went to bed. Somehow in all of that, the game playing had lost its command over me. It had served its purpose of making me familiar with the keyboard and mouse, and now I can type on the keyboard and do lots of useful stuff. Well I think it is useful.
"You've come back to me," said lover-boy."I never left," I replied."Don't bet on it," he said.At least I discovered the off button on the computer.Then came story writing."Look I am writing a story," I told the man in my real life."That's nice dear," he said with a far away look on his face.He just doesn't understand. -
You're very kind Camy, thanks for the comments.I tried to fill my bf's mug full of hot goodness, but so far I haven't even got it half full, and not because he keeps swallowing.The herb that I have found is much safer than Viagra and should be available from the Chinese supermarket or a Chinese Herb shop. It is called Deer Velvet powder or Lu Rong. I like the powder or capsule better than the pills.I find one capsule or 500gms of the powder everyday keeps my apparatus working very nicely, thank you. But it isn't cheap so shop around for a good price. It is cheaper than Viagra without the side effects. For further details on Lu Rong see: http://tcm.health-info.org/Herbology.Mater...-properties.htmAs with all herbal treatments please make sure it is suitable for you before trying it. Check with a health professional if in doubt.
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Bruin, it's what the movie industry call a teaser preview. When enough appetites have been whetted, I'm sure Camy will give us a preview of the full length.
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Thanks Jason, so pleased the story tickled your funny bone.
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Sex is my main ad-dick-tion.
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Thanks Camy
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Oh Happy Day for you Camy.I am sure my 1983 Ford Laser with its charming characteristic of belching black smoke across the road every time I accelerate would not pass the MOT.The man at my garage told me not to worry about the black smoke as it was just a way for the car to let me know that it had almost run out of oil. He did seem a little concerned when he tested the brake and the peddle went all the way to the floor with a squishy sound, though. Of course he was really upset when I explained that the drivers seat belt has to be plugged into the passenger side buckle as the driver's buckle is seized up.He also wanted to know why the dash board was burnt and I had to explain that the interior of the car caught fire when the ashtray was so full that my cigarette but fell onto the floor of the car and set fire to the papers, the flames from which reached the dash before I could put the fire out by emptying the milk carton on the flames.I am also told that the windows of my car are made from transparent glass, but I wouldn't know as I have not been able to see through the grime on them since two winters ago. The nice Michelin tyres on the car however, are in excellent condition, except for the spare that is somewhere in the back of the car under the rubbish.Has your friend got another spare car?
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Cole, thank you so much, you seem to have got the idea.I love the thought that the gay bar is more fun than speed reading poetry. Acumen I actually knew, actually I have know many a-cum-men.
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Trab, "addle aid"...I love it, so true. Camy, if had any money, I would fly you out here, I would love to see a buff emu reading the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, but it would be too dangerous as the locals would probably think you were an albatross and shoot you.I think I will work on a cynical poem called "3 minutes."
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Good for you Cole. Gratuitous violence is a turnoff for me too. Today's film-makers seem to lack the knowledge that suggesting the horror has more impact than showing it in all its gory detail.There is a divide, a line which is crossed solely for the sensational that deprives the film-make of subtlety and the audience of irony in their perceptions.I avoided it because it supposedly has scenes, or a scene, of torture, and I object to torture. I also don't pay money to see it. -
When I was younger I used to backup a lot -in the orgy room at the local sauna. I never found labelling the backups very helpful at all and yes most of the time I think it was a lucky dip. I eventually ran out of memory for these events, but the hard drive is still active and working, so I might just be able to retrieve at least...err have I totally misunderstood what we are talking about, again?
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Well said Camy
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So I am the only one who enjoys writing?I do find I get frustrated with all the real happenings that interfere with my writing, but the writing itself is challenging and rewarding. But I do wish it was a little easier and that I had paid more attention to the English teacher instead of studying my fellow students' groins.
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Gee it's good to have your happy meanderings back Camy.I haven't found any cobwebs in the bedroom, but it's probably because the spiders are too fat from eating all the crumbs and stuff we spill onto the floor from eating in bed while we watch the movies, to bother spinning any webs.Anyway I suspect that Aussie spiders are so smart that they have their own computers and use the world wide web instead of spinning their own.Hugs Camy, and I look forward to writings.
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Thank the divinities (of your Choice) Camy has returned to us intact, and in England too, I presume.
We missed you something chronic. I'll make some tea and scones for afters. Truly Camy, good to see you back. -
Thank you Lord Raccoon.Happy New Year to you as well, Sir Orangutan
Thanks Trab. I think the Love we spread can help people realise there is more in their minds and their lives, than they think.Nicely done, Des. Frankly, if I think about it too much, I despair at what little there seems to be in the minds of so many.
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Thanks Camy and may you have many happy hours of exotic fun and joy with all your toys. Emus like toys, right?Festive kisses, Des.
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Camy, as a veteran of many a flu attack, I suggest you add some chopped fresh ginger to your lemon and honey, just add boiling water and allow it to seep for a couple of minutes.Also of help are zinc tablets and look for a packet of Lo Han Kou Crystals or tea at you local Asian food supplier. (They will have the fresh ginger root too.) This really does help the lungs recover. It also has a side effect that may well please M.
Chewing on the lemon peel itself is good to help control the coughing fits.Of course the old steam and Vick's inhalation is still one of my favourites to help get through the day/night. Don't forget the vitamin C as well. Did I mention that I am a hypochondriac?Hope you feel better soon -
Aww Camy. Thank you so much, that means a lot to me.
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I guess I am not surprised that you did what you knew was right, Jason. Your story causes me some heartache for you. I just want to give you a huge hug, too, and tell you that it is an honour to be in the same forum as you.
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Just by the act of Obama's election to the Presidency, the world should see that the American people are indeed capable of change. Jason, your statement is a testament to that willingness to change, whilst retaining respect for what most people have seen as an honourable man in John McCain.What we must never forget is that when people come along, offering to do good, it falls on us all, to give everyone of them the opportunity, as many times as is needed.I salute you.
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On Obama's lack of experience, Richard, I think you cover that when you say he"...is also quite intelligent and has shown that he can pull the right people into his fold to advise him."To your statement that "...peace can only approached, maybe closely, by each one of us throughout the world demanding it.", I would add that each of us must also be practising peace-makers. I don't mean we should get anxious that we aren't always able to do that, just that we do what we can when we can. We are not saints, but neither are we the sinners, some people would have us believe we are.Obama in his role of President is not the Messiah, but neither is he the preacher of doom and gloom.Change will not come easily in many quarters. There is much to correct.However, in Obama's speeches to encourage equality of opportunity, togetherness and caring, there is much hope.I must tell you that in my wandering into the Adelaide community today, I have been astounded, nay -ecstatic at the euphoria of hope and goodwill towards the American people and the hope we feel the election result has given the rest of the world.We are truly living in a momentous moment in history. Let no one miss its significance.And Jason, may I have the next dance please?
We missed you something chronic. I'll make some tea and scones for afters. 
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DO you have a branch in Australia?Perhaps I should open my own bank -Orangutan Fist Nationals. Did I spell that right?I think there might be more money in rent boys. Gorilla Boys Escort service. That should make a mountin' of money.Better than Broke Bank mounting debts anyway.