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May 8, 2008 in The Raccoon's Den
My b/f gets jealous when I hug anyone cuter than him?
Cuz if I did, the raccoon would be close enough to poo in my pocket. If he promises to NOT poo, I'll give him a hug.
Done! You've got 5 minutes before the ban expires :)
No. I'm naked except for my fur coat, so why aren't you?
Well, I'm almost naked.
When it comes to promises about pooing, don't trust him.
I hugged the raccoon...carefully. I'm not trusting the raccoon not to go poo near me...Still have the fur on my coat...
Will the raccoon hug me back?
(Nicely, I mean. And without the poo-thing.)
Maybe it's not a hug he's after. When you have your arms around him, he'll grab your arse. With both hands, or paws.
Will the raccoon hug me back?(Nicely, I mean. And without the poo-thing.)
Of course he would.
*Olli takes the chance*
*Olli takes the chance*
You will note that there is no loaf in your shoes. See? I can behave. In small bursts of about 30 seconds. Sometimes.
When it comes to promises about pooing, don't trust him.C
It wasn't that bad after all.
To be honest, it was kind of nice.
In a funny/furry way.......
Tanuki Raccoon does not suffer fools easily... Here he is eating Wil Ferrell.
Poor Wibby. Did the big SNL cast-off doush-bag give you indegestion???
If he was eating Wil, shouldn't he be about 3 feet south of his current location?
*And the thread makes its trip into the gutter...........*
I hate Wil so that was probably a real photo of me trying to kill him.
I that case I'll hug the raccoon (with his permission of course), leave a bottle of pepto for the bad actor indigestion and some raccoon treats for when you're feeling better.
If you can stop a cultural cancer like Wil Ferrell, you are a national treasure Tanuki Raccoon!
I am decidedly not a Will Ferrell fan. His type of fiction doesn't do it for me.
However, I did see a rather charming film he was in on HBO the other night. Stranger Than Fiction. Perhaps I liked it because it dealt with writing, but the plot was complex enough I spent a lot of time wondering how they were going to pull it off. I'd recommend it.
Because I didn't know I was supposed to! But I will. Here's a big hug for you, Tanuki, And I'll give you more hugs and a beautiful meal with Champagne if you ever come to Bristol.
As I've said before, you've done me a power of good and I owe you.
I that case I'll hug the raccoon (with his permission of course), leave a bottle of pepto for the bad actor indigestion and some raccoon treats for when you're feeling better.If you can stop a cultural cancer like Wil Ferrell, you are a national treasure Tanuki Raccoon!
Now, if only he could do something about that non-actor, Nicholas Cage, and the loathsome Jim Carrey. I'd not only hug the raccoon, I'd buy him a months supply of antacid and raccoon treats...assuming we avoid the poo thing, of course.
I thought I was the only one who couldn't abide either of those two actors!
See? I can behave. In small bursts of about 30 seconds. Sometimes.
My stupid baby brother was like that for years.
Not sure about the past tense, actually.
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