DesDownunder Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 My b/f gets jealous when I hug anyone cuter than him? Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Cuz if I did, the raccoon would be close enough to poo in my pocket. If he promises to NOT poo, I'll give him a hug. Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Cuz if I did, the raccoon would be close enough to poo in my pocket. If he promises to NOT poo, I'll give him a hug. Done! You've got 5 minutes before the ban expires :) Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Done! You've got 5 minutes before the ban expires :) Happy now? Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Happy now? No. I'm naked except for my fur coat, so why aren't you? Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 No. I'm naked except for my fur coat, so why aren't you? Well, I'm almost naked. a/s/l? Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 When it comes to promises about pooing, don't trust him. C Link to comment
Rose Strailo Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 I hugged the raccoon...carefully. I'm not trusting the raccoon not to go poo near me...Still have the fur on my coat... Link to comment
Oliver Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Question is; Will the raccoon hug me back? (Nicely, I mean. And without the poo-thing.) Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Maybe it's not a hug he's after. When you have your arms around him, he'll grab your arse. With both hands, or paws. Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Will the raccoon hug me back?(Nicely, I mean. And without the poo-thing.) Of course he would. Link to comment
Oliver Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 *Olli takes the chance* Carefully...... Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 *Olli takes the chance* Carefully...... You will note that there is no loaf in your shoes. See? I can behave. In small bursts of about 30 seconds. Sometimes. Link to comment
Oliver Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 When it comes to promises about pooing, don't trust him.C Maybe it's not a hug he's after. When you have your arms around him, he'll grab your arse. With both hands, or paws. It wasn't that bad after all. To be honest, it was kind of nice. In a funny/furry way....... Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Tanuki Raccoon does not suffer fools easily... Here he is eating Wil Ferrell. Poor Wibby. Did the big SNL cast-off doush-bag give you indegestion??? Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Tanuki Raccoon does not suffer fools easily... Here he is eating Wil Ferrell. If he was eating Wil, shouldn't he be about 3 feet south of his current location? *And the thread makes its trip into the gutter...........* Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 I hate Wil so that was probably a real photo of me trying to kill him. Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 I hate Wil so that was probably a real photo of me trying to kill him. I that case I'll hug the raccoon (with his permission of course), leave a bottle of pepto for the bad actor indigestion and some raccoon treats for when you're feeling better. If you can stop a cultural cancer like Wil Ferrell, you are a national treasure Tanuki Raccoon! Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted May 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 If you can stop a cultural cancer like Wil Ferrell, you are a national treasure Tanuki Raccoon! :: Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 12, 2008 Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 I am decidedly not a Will Ferrell fan. His type of fiction doesn't do it for me. However, I did see a rather charming film he was in on HBO the other night. Stranger Than Fiction. Perhaps I liked it because it dealt with writing, but the plot was complex enough I spent a lot of time wondering how they were going to pull it off. I'd recommend it. C Link to comment
Anthony Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Because I didn't know I was supposed to! But I will. Here's a big hug for you, Tanuki, And I'll give you more hugs and a beautiful meal with Champagne if you ever come to Bristol. As I've said before, you've done me a power of good and I owe you. Love, Anthony Link to comment
Abraxas Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 I that case I'll hug the raccoon (with his permission of course), leave a bottle of pepto for the bad actor indigestion and some raccoon treats for when you're feeling better.If you can stop a cultural cancer like Wil Ferrell, you are a national treasure Tanuki Raccoon! Now, if only he could do something about that non-actor, Nicholas Cage, and the loathsome Jim Carrey. I'd not only hug the raccoon, I'd buy him a months supply of antacid and raccoon treats...assuming we avoid the poo thing, of course. Rick Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 I thought I was the only one who couldn't abide either of those two actors! C Link to comment
Tragic Rabbit Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 See? I can behave. In small bursts of about 30 seconds. Sometimes. My stupid baby brother was like that for years. Not sure about the past tense, actually. TR to Raccoon from Maine Coon Man Link to comment
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