Rutabaga Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Reassuring news to those of us with sub-Bel-Ami endowment: http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-average-penis-size-20150303-story.html R Quote Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 actual_size == claimed_size - liar_factor liar_factor == 2.5 inches or 6.35 cm Quote Link to comment
Chris James Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 Years ago I had a conversation with two women who assured me that size matters, at least from their perspective. It reminded me of the porn video I saw of John Holmes having sex with a young lady. The man's penis was legendary in length and many thought to envy him. But if they had seen the video they would understand that he could use just over half of that whopper during the filmed sexual encounter. I suppose this holds true for men and women, there is only so much depth to be plumbed and then anatomy gets in the way. So if the average is around six inches then having twelve inches gains a man nothing because he can't use it all. At this point it becomes the skill of the user and how the length they have is applied. But I understand the science, men lie about the size, but they don't have too. Quote Link to comment
Nigel Gordon Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I find it interesting that this research seems to keep cropping up about every ten years or so. It seems to run on a cycle, A definitive article is published on the average penis size, then there is a quite period, then someone questions the findings so a lot of doctors go out and start doing a lot penis measurements publishing their findings, then somebody collects all the surveys together and publishes a definitive article, so we start all over again. One starts to wonder if this is an excuse for doctors to go out measuring penises? Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted March 4, 2015 Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I really wonder about men who volunteer for this. If someone tapped me on the shoulder and asked, "Hey, mate, do you mind if I measure your tallywacker, and could you get it nice and hard for me?" I think I'd hold him for the men in white coats to come for him; I'd be sure they'd have been called by then. I don't think there's any way to get an average of all men. And why did this study seem to ignore Asian men, or Peruvian ones for that matter? How is that accumulating meaningful data? Wouldn't we all like to know how we compare to Peruvians? In fact, I'd guess this is only meaningful if you allow it to be. But I think they did this for reasons other than science. I've always heard the average erect adult male penis was 6", and this study found it to be smaller than that. Makes you wonder who funded the study, and why. Are we shrinking? Or would someone like us to think we are? C Quote Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2015 I believe this paper was a compilation and synthesis of previous studies. R Quote Link to comment
Graeme Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 And in related news.... Nigerian woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is 'too big' Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 I read once where a length of 7-1/4 inches was deemed necessary to practice autofelatio successfully. I suspect this depends on the build and the flexibility of the individual. Most of my experience has me reaching the conclusion that 99% of men have an adequate length to satisfy their partner/s even if they fall short of the above inches. Oh, and yes, there is such a thing as being too big, but I don't have to worry about that. Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 I DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOU EITHER, DES. HOPE THAT HELPS. Quote Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 If I was as flexible as a dog, I'd never leave the house. Quote Link to comment
DesDownunder Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Q: Why do cats and dogs lick there own dicks? A: Because they can! Quote Link to comment
Rigel Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 A man sees a dog licking his penis. He says: "I wish I could do that!" His friend replies: "Better not; that's a vicious dog and he would bite you if you tried to lick him." A variant: A man sees his own pet German shepherd licking his penis. He says: "I wish I could do that!" His friend replies: "Go ahead; he's your dog." Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Many have tried; few have succeeded. Quote Link to comment
Chris James Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 And yet....there are some young men who would find it easy to lick their own balls and any other part they might care to ...well you get the picture. Check this out: http://youtu.be/Zduh7E12g_4 Quote Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 He has talents I do not possess! C Quote Link to comment
Addym Kehris Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Hey Cole, I think the boy has talents that only an infantesimal fraction of 1% of men possess. Gads, how can a guy do that shit. It hurts just watching him, even if it is fascinating. LOL Quote Link to comment
Jeff Ellis Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 He really was incredible, and so self-possessed... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIVqFjLH8Ok and they come in pairs too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CG9zflkTEY Quote Link to comment
dude Posted March 20, 2015 Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 I'd love to see Alexey meet up with this Danish teen! Looks like a fun workout and takes less than ten minutes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJZEOSjkfzc Quote Link to comment
Rutabaga Posted March 20, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2015 Gives new meaning to the phrase "Suck in your gut." R Quote Link to comment
ChrisR Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Having read trough several of the studies, they seem to be fairly in line that the average flaccid is 7-10 cm and erect 12-16 cm., as reported again in the latest study. [http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php] The average in online locker room stories, however, seems to replace "cm." with "in." at which point I close the story and go somewhere else. As a friend once asked me, "Where the hell are they measuring from? On the other hand, a story in today's news indicated one person whose size was most likely a personal disappointment, and perhaps had certain unforeseen side effects. [http://fttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hitler-penis_us_56cb1beee4b0928f5a6c6ff9] Could Viagra have saved the world? Quote Link to comment
Merkin Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 That second link, to the news story about personal disappointment over size, seems not to be working, Chris. Could you summarize the story? Thanks Quote Link to comment
ChrisR Posted February 23, 2016 Report Share Posted February 23, 2016 Sorry about that. My bad. This one should get you there: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hitler-penis_us_56cb1beee4b0928f5a6c6ff9 The summary is that it's not just unknown "volk" who get penile hypospadias! As the Huffington Post cleverly stated it: Furor erupts over Nazi leader's private parts Quote Link to comment
colinian Posted February 24, 2016 Report Share Posted February 24, 2016 Having read trough several of the studies, they seem to be fairly in line that the average flaccid is 7-10 cm and erect 12-16 cm., as reported again in the latest study. [http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php] The average in online locker room stories, however, seems to replace "cm." with "in." at which point I close the story and go somewhere else. Damn! I never thought about doing that! What a great idea! I'll have to use this in a story: Two 13 year old boys are talking. "How long is yours, Jason?" Rob asked. "It's the same size as my age!" "Yeah, sure! So show me!" "As if, perv!" Colin Quote Link to comment
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