[Pain and Suffering]

Hahahahahaha!!! *coughs* Sorry, but been there, done that.Exercise is great, but you have to build up to it slowly. Bit by bit. Honestly, If your friend does it regularly, then he should have known better than to put you through that.Cheer up, Maddy. You'll recover soon. And good luck with the exams!CamyPS If the lump on your left arm doesn't go away soon, go and get it looked at.

Awww, don't laugh at me! *eats emu*And the lump is actually gone today. It was just swollen. :DI can actually bend my arm at the elbow without it hurting for five minutes now. Only slight discomfort today. :DMaddy (:

[Pain and Suffering]

Okay, I'm a fat pig and not quite proud of it, BUT I've had my share of attempts at getting svelte, sleek and sexy. It never 'took' but I do know a few things from my adventures. DO NOT GO TO DO MORE EXERCISES TOMORROW. There is no way that you should have done so much, and to go out with the condition you are now in is to risk severe damage, possibly even requiring medical intervention. Take aspirin for the pain. Although it will not take away all the pain, there will be a reduction. Sadly, you are going to feel even worse tomorrow, and that much worse the next day. By the day after, you'll feel a bit better, but you should still not do very much heavy exercise that day. I've found a nice site, which is in regard to bike riding, which has some good advice on pain and exercise and how to deal with things. Check it out.http://www.cptips.com/muspain.htm

:D Thank you. I just called my friend. I have a small lump on the back of my left arm (and i'm pretty sure it's not muscle hahaha). Definitely not a good thing :/.Maddy (:Edit: And I've found my answer. Seems like I DID damage muscle tissue. Meh. Now... to rest *ouch ouch ouch*

[67. Writer's Blog]

Great poem! Hmm... which makes me wonder... what do you call a 'poet's block'?A 'poet's block'? Maddy (:

[Sex]

Today on RHF this appropriate joke appeared. It's relevant to this discussion:A friend was complaining that her boyfriend would not say "I love you,"even if explicitly asked to do so. The only exception, she said, waswhen they were in fact in the act of making love. Then, if asked, hewould say the sacred words.I suggested that she should not take too much comfort in the exception.When making love, I explained, men will say anything."He'd tell you he's the Easter Bunny if that's what he thinks you wantto hear," I told her. The conversation rattled on from there.A couple of weeks later, she related the following."We were in bed, making love. I said, 'Tell me you love me.' He said,'I love you.' I said 'Tell me you're the Easter Bunny.' He stoppedfor a second, and said, 'I'm the Easter Bunny.' So I slapped him."The poor guy probably still doesn't know what happened.

Hilarious! XDI think that's one of the things that scares me the most... As I've said before, I've never been a sexual person. To me, it REALLY IS something sacred (not in the 'God is watching you in the act' way). I don't want to be fooled into having sex with someone who doesn't love me.Maddy (:

[Sex]

God, that last post was heartbreaking.

I agree...LOL.===DMaddy (:

[Sex]

LOL. I'm not impotent! :P

[Sex]

Thank you, everyone! I have never been a sexual person, but recently I've found that I'm nearly asexual. Perhaps this is something I should consult a doctor for. Thanks for the advice :D. I hope I do enjoy it with that special someone. to everyoneMaddy (:

[Sex]

Sex is much like 1001 flavours of ice cream. You can love ice cream but dislike mango and cherry ... so don't eat it ... if you get my drift

Haha... don't worry, Camy, I would NEVER swallow. LOLMaddy (:

[Good Stuff!]

I agree with Trab. But we already knew this 8D. *flutters away*Maddy (:

[A "want" Response]

I want some Mexican pastries.... yummy!And I want Camy, tooMaddy (:

[EC on TV]

Ahaha. That is too awesome! You should have demanded pay... :P.Maddy (:

[To Be or Not to Be...Pissed]

OMFG. OMFGG. (oh my fucking gay god)GAH. TMTH. (too much to handle)But seriously, that's amazing! *roars*I'm so shocked. So shocked and happy for you!:DMaddy (:

[62. Guess this quote?]

Aaaah, shiz! I wanna say I know this... and in fact I've had some internal conflict whilst pondering this idea...Dickens comes to mind for some reason, as does Shakespeare... and Hamlet (Shakespeare's work). Only because I'm sure I heard this from a teacher when we were reading these two authors, of course.I wanna know. Tell me!Maddy (:

[...Do I have to start all over with the Electrical College?]

Hillary just won your state. :eyes:Maddy (:

[I'm all out of flour and the Eggs have turned]

At least you get to look at a sleeping person, and not a spider walking across the ceiling. How's THAT for fucked up?

I spit a bunch of water when I read this!And o ehm gee. I knew it was a matter of time... and now that it's done, just enjoy. No turning back beyond this point :eyes.Maddy (:

[Fact and Fiction]

Oi! Maddy, Don't grow up too fast .... Once you become an adult you'll wish you were still a kid. Really. I jesteth not. The trite saying 'the grass is greener' is actually the only truism in life.Heaven and Hell? Nope: figments of imagination. But the grass is always greener 'somewhere' else, and you can spend *insert time frame of choice* trying to find it.Umm ... there it is then. :wink:CamyPS Have a GREAT holiday!

Yes it is! I know where it is greener, but my parents need help right now... and I've been neglecting them this past year.And thanks for the wishes! :D

I'm very much happy for you, Maddy! You have a great vacation.Rad

Thanks, Rad! :DMaddy (:

[Guffoo]

I love youtube! You need upload now! :DMaddy (:

[Camera Phones Suck]

How distasteful. That is all I can say.Plus... everybody knows that it's against the rules to seduce someone via pix messaging. :PMaddy (:

[Character Names, etc.]

I'm actually writing one now where one of the main characters is named Thames Rivers. LOL

How very 'Dickens' of you :P.Maddy (:(who has never gotten such interesting names)

[Pigsticking]

It's always the ones driving small cars that get to me. Don't they realize that my truck could actually kill them?? *fumes with you*Maddy (:

[Random Cravings]

Sometimes wieners are better than nuts for satisfying cravings.

lol... I have to agree with that. :eyesMaddy (:

[Attachment vs No-attachment]

OMG, I remember you making a comment about your fear of foreskin. This was so funny! :SMaddy (:

[You Know You're Sleepy When]

You're crazy Maddy! Welcome to the club!

Thank you very much, sir ;).

I know I'm tired when the cocaine runs out. Jason R.

Umm... eww?Maddy (:

[Interesting]

What was inside it?!!!

Lush Products . Maddy (:

[Heath, Hell and Australia Day]

If the WBC ever decides to picket my funeral, I'll know that I've done something right.Maddy (:(and, as with anyone who dares mess with R'ingIP Maddy, I shall come out of my grave and eat their brains)