The "other" dark meat.. Wibb... you may need to lay low

[captainrick]

URGENT FOR ALL RACOONS>>> READ IMMEDIATELY !

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/59566.html

[Tanuki Racoon]

Oh My Fucking God.

I'm going to delete my account and go into hiding.

I can't believe it.

[TalonRider]

This is one time that your avatar's expression fits the comment.

[Lugnutz]

I'm hungry now.

Wibby, come here a minute................

[Cole Parker]

118,000 trapped in one year. That of course would be a small percentage of the whole. I can only say one thing: randy littel buggers, aren't they?

C

[Tanuki Racoon]

I'm hungry now. Wibby, come here a minute................

I hate you.

I can only say one thing: randy littel buggers, aren't they?

Yes, we are.

This is one time that your avatar's expression fits the comment.

Er, um, thanks.

[colinian]

Uhh... I think I'll pass -- no raccoon at my dinner table, please.

Colin

[DesDownunder]

As a vegetarian I'd rather eat with the raccoon than of him. We have much in common as he eats roots and leaves just like me.

Although it does seem he will eat anything except tomatoes.

Link: Everything you ever wanted to know about raccoons.

I particularly like the line

The raccoon does not have any natural enemies except for humans.

[Bruin Fisher]

he eats roots and leaves just like me.

Now, just where does the punctuation belong in that?

He eats, roots, and leaves, just like me?

So you're both one-night-stand merchants?

[Richard Norway]

He eats, roots, and leaves, just like me?

So you're both one-night-stand merchants?

Very cleaver Bruin. I totally missed the obvious.

[Tanuki Racoon]

Once, I thought I had friends here. I can see I was mistaken.

::cries::

[Lugnutz]

Once, I thought I had friends here. I can see I was mistaken.

::cries::

I like raccoons alot.

Especially between two slices of bread covered in gravy.

If you know where that line comes from, you get a gold star.

I crack myself up..........

[Camy]

Sorry to hear of your problems, Wibby. Never fear, I'm a virtual veggie. Your scent glands are safe with me.

And as for this:

Eating varmints is even in vogue these days, at least in Britain. The New York Times reported last week that Brits are eating squirrels with wild abandon.

Utter bollocks. The journalist should have checked before writing such codswallop. I looked out of the window, and though admittedly I have odd neighbours, all our Squirrels seem happy and safe.

[Cole Parker]

Utter bollocks. The journalist should have checked before writing such codswallop. I looked out of the window, and though admittedly I have odd neighbours, all our Squirrels seem happy and safe.

Do you guys have the two varities of squirrel we do. We have both gray and red squirrels, the gray being large with fluffy tails, the red being smaller, probably half way between the size of the gray squirrels and chipmunks.

C

[Camy]

Do you guys have the two varities of squirrel we do. We have both gray and red squirrels, the gray being large with fluffy tails, the red being smaller, probably half way between the size of the gray squirrels and chipmunks.

C

Yes, we do, though the reds - which were the original Squirrel inhabitants of the UK - have nearly been wiped out by the grays. The reds are now a protected species.

[Trab]

eating squirrels with wild abandon

Okay, maybe, but being British squirrels, they probably have 'stiff upper lips' and no 'wild abandons' at all.

[DesDownunder]

Okay, maybe, but being British squirrels, they probably have 'stiff upper lips' and no 'wild abandons' at all.

On the contrary, I think the British are more than wild about abandoning their upper lips quite stiffly to the task in hand.

They just don't talk about it because in polite society, one never talks when ones' mouth is full.

[Tanuki Racoon]

Okay, maybe, but being British squirrels, they probably have 'stiff upper lips' and no 'wild abandons' at all.

It's probably not their lips that are stiff.

[Guest Fritz]

Wibby needs to look on the bright side. Reading the article will inform him of how much life insurance he needs. Let's see, $17 for the hide and up to $7 for the carcass. Heck, I'd give more than that for Wibby. Also on the bright side, he probably does not have to worry about being kidnapped for ransom. On the downside, he needs to be very careful when crossing the road and also should stay away from descendants of Davy Crocket.

[Cole Parker]

And hope like crazy we don't, in our recession minded regression, return to the ways of the 50's. You know, when coon skin caps, tails and all, adorned most young male heads.

C

[DesDownunder]

However the sixties were better when young male heads were adorned with other young male groins.

[Cole Parker]

Des, you're incorrigible!

C

[Lugnutz]

Des, you're incorrigible!

C

And you would expect less from our resident Orangutan?

[The Pecman]

You think eating raccoons is bad.

Read this link about what happens when raccoons have (conventional) sex. Very funny bit.

[Tanuki Racoon]

You think eating raccoons is bad.

Read this link about what happens when raccoons have (conventional) sex. Very funny bit.

I'm sorry that you seem to think my public sexual activities are humorous. I will put you on the same list as the "gentleman" who started this thread. In Blood Red Ink.

Hmph.