[How hard II]

I'm not quite clear on the full situation Camy. Is this a personal office in your own place, or part of a corporate office/building in which you work? Are you blogging while at work? Did you know that legally the 'boss' owns all your production while you are on the payroll, even if it is your personal blog?

Corporate building? Hahahahaha!It's my 'office' in my house. Tame though they are, I don't think the cats would appreciate being taken into a 'real' office. Wait ... it is a real office, 'cept that I'm not working for anyone but myself. Which is part of the problem... *sighs*See what you've started, Des? So, the nub, the crux, the core, gist, kernel of the situation is: as my boss, I own my blog. Neat, huh?Camy Who is still painting, tidying, panicking, and spending far too much time on AD

[Confession and cleansing]

Nice to see you here, Rick.Women are frighteningly intuitive, and it sounds like an inevitability that you'd have been rumbled sooner or later. Ultimately relationships are far more than sex. Actually Love, true love, doesn't require sex at all ... though I won't deny it's nice.Just be honest with her from now on, and she'll - hopefully - be ok.All the best,Camy

[How hard can it be?]

Silly Emu, therapy is for humans only. You'd be better off burying your head in the sand.Though that would create a whole new set of problems. An up-turned rear, a blind emu. Come to think of it, go ahead and bury your head in the sand*stands by waiting patiently*Jason R.

Umm ... are you ... nah ... couldn't possibly ... hmm. :whistle:Besides, why can't Emus have therapy? Think of the untapped market! After all, eggs are eggs.

[How hard can it be?]

You're like my mom. I've been telling her to throw some things out, but she never did. She says there's nothing to throw out because we need them all.

Your mother might be in need of therapy if she's anything at all like me. Hmm. I need therapy ... perhaps two for the price of one?ORThe Dude can organise a 'therapy outing'! Whadda ya think?

[How hard can it be?]

'That' I can manage perfectly well, thank you both, kindly.

[Stalkers, Shoes, and more Relatives]

(Ele)Civil, I read your blog and instantly feel Young again.

I wonder if this is marketable?I thought the puns were wizzo, too.Camy

[I don't believe I Love Raymond at All]

I would definitely let that opportunity pass me by if it meant hurting such a beautiful emu.So........You must promise me to never go out walking with Raymond. Don't deprive me of this dream simply because you don't know how bad an actor Raymond truly is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Loves_RaymondThey say:Everybody Loves Raymond was an American sitcom broadcast on CBS from 1996 to 2005. It was one of the most critically acclaimed American sitcoms of its time.I promise.Camy

[I don't believe I Love Raymond at All]

So sorry I can't join in your Raymond hate fest. I Don't know him, so it'd hardly be fair. After all, he might be cute and 'things'. Hmm. But then I might get run over by Jason - if he saw us out together. Hmm.I don't think I like Raymond either.

[That Notebook]

It is easy to tell when you are in love, because your partner will slap you on the backside and then tell you, "You're in, Love."

Yeah, right.

[That Notebook]

I have 'journals' too, though I tend to be lackadaisical about writing regularly. What's odd - as far as I'm concerned - is how my handwriting has changed. There have been times when it's been quite good and readable, and times when it's a bloody scrawl.There's something ultimately personal about a handwritten journal, and I'd hate others to get their hands on mine. That's why I started blogging. It's me, but it's not.Nice to see you blogging, Rad.Camy

[A Good Reason to Spend 765 dollars]

Heh! You very bad man!

[Little White Pill]

I've been thinking about this post for a couple of days. I wasn't going to say anything, then thought I really should - if for no other reason than moral support.I have been there, and done a lot of 'that'. Not that I'll qualify.Camy

[(21) Oh Joyous day]

I now have two readers who sufficiently liked my story to email me.

Getting feedback gives you a warm wuzzly feeling like no other ... except, maybe one. So congratulations on your threesome, soon you'll have a fully blown orgy!

[(20) Twenty]

Yay! 20!I was tenty once. hmm. was that a typo, or a freudian thingy, I wonder.Anyway, I'm still five I think. Be six soon, though.

[(19) Driving in Adelaide]

Very funny! That reminds me of an episode of 'Fawlty Towers' where Basil gets out of the car and beats it with a large branch from a tree. And if you haven't seen John Cleese is Fawlty Towers, then shame on you. You don't know what you've missed. ...Not that road rage is funny. It's lucky he didn't have a gun.

[(18) Older not necessarily wiser]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DES!

:razz: :bunny:

[I want to cry]

Oh I can cry, and yes, onions do it, as do movies. The end of 'Titanic', the end of 'Pay It Forward', 'E.T' etc. Tears I can manage, I just can't manage them when I want them - if that make any kind of sense.My Boyfriend, on the other hand, cry's like a baby (big wuss ); and, and, and... grrr.Dunno. I don't want to have to peel onions when I want a good wail, you know?Thanks for the shoulders. They're much appreciated. Honestly.Camy

[I Devise My Own Demise]

Jason, once again I doff my hat.That is a powerful piece.

[(17) The WWW goes down.]

Very funny!

["I'll Never Wear Boxers Again"]

Wonderful, Jason, wonderful! Thank you muchly,Camy

[Trust on-line]

After all, how many Jason's do you know?

erm ... one, actually. You. Or two, if you count Jason of Friday the 13th *shudders* You make a good point, Jason. From now on, when I meet people in real life I'll introduce myself as 'Camy Emu'. That way I'll be safe no matter what! :smartass:Hmm. There is nothing safe about life. If you offer even a little bit of 'yourself' to public scrutiny, be it music, poetry, fiction, whatever; then the chance of some nutcase finding it objectionable increase. The rise of the web is changing society, as television did. Where it all ends is a mystery, though I think the alternate persona we all seem to have to take on can't, in the long run, be healthy.

[(16) YIM-ing]

Visual poetry! Excellent, Des. Spike Milligan (The Goons) is probably my favourite exponent, though it's his humour more than than the visual side I like. He'd have like yours, I think.

[Trust on-line]

Thank you for the salutary comments.Camy I will remain.

[Saved By the Fates]

The fates stepping in sounds about right. I dunno what you were about to say, but I'm probably glad you didn't ... On the other hand it might have been entertaining! ;)The problem with 'relationships' on-line is that we're bereft of the majority of the senses that we rely on so heavily in real conversation. Watching body language, tone of voice etc. Often people who think they are being frightfully witty (me, for instance) come off as being utter twats, and humour changes vastly depending where you're from.

[Time zones]

Per Google Translations: Playing happily, filled with healthy, fully loaded with your emotions. Church Road West, Chinese comrades online home - (page 1) - English Sharon-West Church Road

Hahahahaha!Thank you!