[(27) My Land]

It's alright. You could ignore this comment because I'm not gonna butt in.I'm just gonna watch you guys... and laugh. Some banter we have here. Keep it going.

Oh you're one of THOSE. You like to WATCH.

[(27) My Land]

Hey guys, I'm right here.

No you aren't. I checked.

[(27) My Land]

I don't think Des knows how to be decent. Though I've always found him to be decently dressed. Most of the time.

I prefer him when he's indedently undressed.

[(27) My Land]

No...I'll refrain from further comment in the name of common decency.

As if THAT ever stopped you (or me).

[(27) My Land]

OMG why did I ever mention the house?

To save me the trouble?

[(27) My Land]

Don't worry, Des. If you scrimp and save I'm sure one day you'll be able to afford the house in Photo Number Three. You could sell your body on the streets. At you going rate of A$1, it shouldn't be long before you've the down-payment in hand.Good luck with that,Raccoon

[(26) Caged in by Scary Thoughts]

Hey Des, a few things:1. You say you don't believe in Hell. Obviously you have never been to Detroit. Or flown through JFK. Or been through immigration at Pudong International in Shanghai. I can assure you Hell DOES exist.2. The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. -- Amen and thanks for sharing that quote. It is true.3. I am not a cynic. That is simply untrue. I am a PROFESSIONAL Cynic. Your apology is accepted.-- WibbyPS: Don't sell yourself short.

[(26) Caged in by Scary Thoughts]

Time's up. Raccoon's Here.First, I want to commend Des for having good intentions. The world is a better place because of people like him.Second, certain communities have a higher percentage of decent folk: AD being one of them in spite of myself.Third, I want to reaffirm the general observation that people suck and that's the rule rather than the exception. Des, as it is often said, let me remind you that "no good deed goes unpunished" and also remind you that the road to Hell needs paving, and what better to do it with than "good intentions"Racoon does very, very, very nice things for a select group of people but that's a rare and far-apart thing.

[Sunshine]

To the Raccoon, each time you post I get a semi.

That's the best comment I've read today. Kudos on that. Haha.

I don't even know what to say. I am speechless. Perhaps you're expecting my grubby paws to attack your semi* ?* One assumes you are not referring to a semi-truck.

[Sunshine]

Fucking schizo emu. Sad. Happy. Sad. Happy. I'm going to get some Kevlar™ gloves and a pair of pliers and pluck a few of your feathers. I am an evil raccoon at heart. It will be fun for me. Then, after a bit of misery you will stay happy 'cause you will think about what I did and never want to be sad, knowing I shall repeat it everytime you get sad.Psychology By Raccoons 101

[Lazy Arse Forum Members, Title Copyright by WBMS :D]

Cats are superior creatures and the only ones I bow before.

[(25) Let's play doctor.]

I'd have said "it's a guy problem and I'm too embarrassed" because I would be.

[Fragile]

All BS aside, the "C" word may be the scariest word I know which is probably why I haven't.

[Avast.]

You are SO random I can't stand it :)

[Eight Business Days]

It worked! I can't believe I never tried that!Thanks! Now I'm off to write.

Ask a geek and ye' shall receive.It goes against common sense so I understand why you haven't tried it.

[TV Commercial's Might be the Reason why I'm Alone]

Great post.

[Eight Business Days]

I cannot state with certainty, but I believe the laptop MAY work if you removed the battery and leave the charging unit plugged in to provide power.

This should work on most laptops. I've done it before.

[Confession and cleansing]

Wow. Dude, I have no idea what to say except Good Luck. Keep us posted if you're willing. And keep the faith. You're a great guy and you can be happy. Hopefully in your current situation (counselling) and if not, in a future one.(That sounded almost like a greeting card for which I apologise)

[That Notebook]

Haha. Wibby, I mean Raccoon, no problem. I'll bring my rattiest shoes here for you to shit on, I mean in, anytime you want.

Sorry but with permission it loses all appeal :)

[Stalkers, Shoes, and more Relatives]

I am always happy when he makes a new post, but don't tell him: it'll go to his head.

[Here Goes Nothing]

A fine job of nothing you did, too :)

[That Notebook]

Well they're there now. I am happier. I will not shit in your shoes for the rest of the week. You're welcome.

[That Notebook]

Thanks for answering but where's my comment? Did you delete because I shit in your shoes or something? :)

[That Notebook]

Welcome, sir, to your blog. First, if someone's reading your journal they are beneath contempt. Lock it up somewhere. Second, I'm curious about how old you are.Third, if it's love you'll know. If you aren't sure it's not. Many people mix love and infatuation (or love and other things). The younger you are the more common it is, hence my previous inquiry.

[(22) Snapped service pipe!]

He beat us fair and square but I still don't like him anymore after teasing me with some hunk o' burnin' lorry driver. No fucking camera indeed. Arse.