[(12) Useless Ramblings]

We've got water issues here too. However since you seem the domestic sort, can you come over and clean for me?

[(11) My turn]

Are you people humping in my blog?

Well if that's the only orifice available, it'll have to do.

[(11) My turn]

Humpa Humpa Humpa. :)

You better be wearing a condom, Mr. Humpa-Humpa-Humpa

[(9) Discovering the right frame of mind]

Feeling one's self has many rewards :)

[One Decade Later...]

Too young? May a seasick cat find its way into your Sampsonite.

Too late. Been there done that with my briefcase.

Reno, Diggler, Don Imus.Name a Turk, a Dirk and a Jerk.(No one is too young for Carnac the Magnificent.)

I agree :)

[One Decade Later...]

Hah, I'm the nerd? You're the one texting me Carnac jokes in the middle of the night.'Course, I don't deny laughing at them.So...what was my point, again?This calls for an AWKWARD EMOTICON MOMENT. Yeah. What now, Mr. Miller? What now?

Aren't you too young to know or even appreciate the Great Carnac?"Sis. Boom. Baaah""What's the sound of an exploding sheep?"

[One Decade Later...]

Actually except for the hair, you look remarkably similar. You were a cute kid :)

[Alternative Interjections]

You're REALLY weird :) I think that's a compliment.

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[Currentlies.]

You're so weird I can't stand it. Probably why I like you.

[Finally A bit of Good News]

1. Glad you're recovering that must be a relief.2. Might I strongly suggest an LCD screen using a mid-range resolution. Though more money, they but less strain on your eyes than CRT due to reduced flickering and such.

[Mr. Clean]

I don't know how many Englishmen actually use the term "zounds" any more, though.

I'd bloody well say none.

[Mr. Clean]

You look VERY English in that picture BTW

[Mr. Clean]

You are a fucking weird and impulsive guy. I mean that as a compliment :) One day I just HAVE to meet you.

[Car crash.]

First, I'm glad you're okay. Really I am :) That accident looked bad from the pictures so I'm glad you're okay even if your car isn't.As for the CDs, I bet your dealer can rescue 'em if you really want. I've had stuck CDs before and they've always been rescued.

[Inappropriate nuns.]

I'm thinking it would be Christian for you to take her aside, and have a few quiet explanatory words. Otherwise, I fear, it can only end in tears. Bwahahaha! erm ... seriously.

I'm with the bird, you HAVE to say something. Otherwise every time you squeeze one out, you'll think of her shooting her wad.

[Soft tissue on hot concrete.]

I'm a nutter anyway, so asking me if something is normal is pointless. I know exactly what you've felt because I've been there, done that before. I am as normal as a three-dollar bill.

[The Evil Empire and the New Year]

You're weird. I like that in a person. Nude. Howling at the moon. Yay.

[Oh yeah!]

Sure. Show us how smart you are compared to us :(::

[My first AD blog]

I seem to have been a bit slack in keeping up with what's going, but...Welcome! :D

Ever the slacker. Joy!

[Black Friday (HLS pt. 2)]

Yes, three white guys just had a mutually gay moment. That's FABULOUS! :)

[My first AD blog]

Welcome.

[Foot + Face = Wednesdays Are Free]

Wow. A nun with a sense of humour. Who knew?

[Halloween]

I think you make a decent Ninja. And you're cute too :) "Elecivil The Deceptively Cute Ninja"

[Being Gay Sucks]

I agree, being gay sucks because it makes life difficult. However you are who you are and you should NOT feel guilty about it. Move on and try to enjoy life, friends, and forget your (apparently) crappy-ass family.