Tanuki Racoon Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Since everyone has tired of my last silly survey "hug the raccoon" I have started a new one. Those wishing to contribute my contact me directly. Besides Pounds Sterling (?) I will also accept Dollars (US$ or C$ or HK$) and Euros (?). For those of you who select option four (4) above, your IP address will be recorded and sent to Dude who will send you hateful emails for the next ten (1) days. He's got plenty of time due to the accident. What accident? Well, you see, Dude has been absent because there was a VERY unfortunate accident at the meat processing plant. He heard there was a "sausage packer" in the back room and went there straight away. However, since he understood the purpose there was what can only be described as a MOST unfortunate industrial accident. It will be several week before he's recovered and in the meantime, we suggest you avoid any Jimmy Dean brand sausages for the short term. Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I voted to give all my money to the Raccoon. Not only do I believe that the silly creature will spend it wisely, I whole-heartedly know that any contribution to said Raccoon will be used to further the good of humanity. I remain, as always, a servant of the Raccoon. Long Live Wibby..... *bows down* I'm not worthy. Jason Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 my WHAT? Damn you. But that isn't one of your choices and you MUST pick one of the choices. Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I voted to give all my money to the Raccoon. Not only do I believe that the silly creature will spend it wisely, The raccoon will spend it on electronics. Because he's geeky that way. Link to comment
Camy Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 The raccoon will spend it on electronics which he will send to the emu. Gosh, thank you so much. I've always liked stripy bin snarflers, and you, my dearest-cutest friend, are the best. Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Gosh, thank you so much. I've always liked stripy bin snarflers, and you, my dearest-cutest friend, are the best. Nice edit, Emu. Go ahead, tithe me 75% of your income. I'll send you some electronics of MY choosing* and spend the rest on myself -- probably an external firewire LaCie Blu-Ray DVD+RW. * I'm thinking a small calculator from the dollar store (or pound store for you rightpondians). Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Voting in this poll is a legally binding contract. I did mention that, right? :) Link to comment
JamesSavik Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Sorry Wibby. As a Registered Monster ™, my Union prohibits me from hanging out with members of the Cute Furry Theiving Creatures Union. They say its bad for our reputation and raccoons kinda cause the Alien to freak out and that's the last thing we need. the Beast Link to comment
Trab Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I voted to give you all my money too, but since my net worth is in the negative right now, I'll be expecting a check from you asap. PM me for the exact mailing address. Link to comment
The Pecman Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I'm reminded of the lyric from the great Sir Paul McCartney: "You never give me your money... you only give me your funny paper... and in the middle of negotiations you break down..." I'd give the raccoon (Rocky Raccoon?) some real money, except I'm spent -- and not in the good way. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Give him money and he'll just ask for more, then camp out on your back porch and crap in your petunias. Stop humoring him and call the exterminator. They charge extra for coons. C Link to comment
Guest Rustic Monk Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 would you settle for a hug and some apple cores? Link to comment
The Pecman Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 They charge extra for coons. Uh, I think it's not politically correct to use that word. I think you now have to say "creature with fur." Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I usually write it 'coon, but got caught up in the desperate need to get this posted before anyone else did something foolish like befriending the critter or, heaven forbid, feeding it, and so carelessly forgot the '. Giving him apple cores or anything else will just encourage him. Don't do it. Ignore him, lock up all foodstuffs and small animals he might try to mate with, and hope he'll just go away. C Link to comment
Oliver Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Damn you. But that isn't one of your choices and you MUST pick one of the choices. I did, I did! Option 5, to be more precisely. If I translated that right. But some % of nothing is still nothing, right? When I see Trab's solution I am jealous in some way.... Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 would you settle for a hug and some apple cores? From you, yes. Clothing optional. I'll be wearing my fur coat, of course. Uh, I think it's not politically correct to use that word. I think you now have to say "creature with fur." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice one. Yay. Link to comment
Cole Parker Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 I hate to be the one to point it out, but someone neeeds to. Creature With Fur is an anagram for, of all things--and it certainly doesn't apply here--Cute Rear With Fur. I do notice, we never actually see tha back of the beast. C Link to comment
Lugnutz Posted June 12, 2008 Report Share Posted June 12, 2008 What's a raccoon going to do with money? There's a dumpster by my place that he's more than welcome to pillage. Link to comment
Rad Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 I wonder why he needs donation ? Alimony or child support? I knew you shouldn't slept with that female racoon unprotected! Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 I'm just guessing that the odds on me knocking up a female raccoon are really, really low. But what do I know.... Link to comment
Trab Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 It's hard to pick who you love. Love happens. It's not created. In fact, I see a story there. Link to comment
Tanuki Racoon Posted June 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 Trabbie, you quoted but said nothing. Link to comment
Trab Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 That's the beauty of an apt quote; it speaks for itself. Link to comment
Jason Rimbaud Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 what is wibby trying to tell us? Hmm, story indeed! Jason Link to comment
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