[Questions We Don't Ask But Should]

Trab,I thought it was decided that we would never tell Camy just where baby oil comes from. You know how sensitive he is. I thought you knew better.Jason R. And Rad, that was the best answer I've heard yet. Brilliant.Jason R.

[(25) Let's play doctor.]

*grabs doctor costume from the closet* *washes in Tide with blue snuggles fabric softner**puts doctor costume on**waits patiently for Des to come over and play*

[TV Commercial's Might be the Reason why I'm Alone]

Thanks Hoppi!!!I kind of dig your blog too. Very unusual, I likes.Jason R.

[TV Commercial's Might be the Reason why I'm Alone]

Hey Des, Are you sure it warrants being a short story? It's more like a rant about commercials.Trab,You make me blush. Which is almost impossible to do as I am completely sunburned. Jason R.

[How hard can it be?]

Point taken.Yet I'm already in therapy, so that might explain a lot of things.Jason R.

[How hard can it be?]

Silly Emu, therapy is for humans only. You'd be better off burying your head in the sand.Though that would create a whole new set of problems. An up-turned rear, a blind emu. Come to think of it, go ahead and bury your head in the sand*stands by waiting patiently*Jason R.

[Unsent Letter to Jessica]

Better watch yourself Des, where I'm from, putting a bag over one's self is asking for trouble. That's how us crazy American's deal with fucking ugly people, by putting a bag over their head first. Something to think about.Jason R.

[Unsent Letter to Jessica]

Good idea Des, I didn't even think about posting it in the poetry section. Jason R.PS: I guess you really aren't just a pretty face.

[That Notebook]

Now you've gone and done it rad. Not only did you approve Wibby's post, you gave him permission to shit in your shoes. Have you ever heard the expression, give an inch and they take a mile. Well, now that damn raccoon has shit in my shoes as well. Thanks a lot. My three hundred dollar loafers. *sits down and starts checking all my shoes*Jason R.

[How hard can it be?]

If you're having problems deciding which things to toss, I'll be more than happy to come over and help you toss some things off....err out. *smiles innoceently* Jason R.

[I don't believe I Love Raymond at All]

*shakes head*Don't be a crazy Emu, like your cousin seems to be most of the time, I would never run over such a fine specimen of a bird. *thinks about it*Yeah, I would definitely let that opportunity pass me by if it meant hurting such a beautiful emu. So........You must promise me to never go out walking with Raymond. Don't deprive me of this dream simply because you don't know how bad an actor Raymond truly is. Jason R.

[(22) Snapped service pipe!]

Holy shit Des, and I thought I could spout some BS. But I bow to your greatness and conceed that you are truly a patriot. *takes hat off to my betters*Jason R.PS: That was fucking brilliant

[A Good Reason to Spend 765 dollars]

I've never tried it with three before, I mean in the dressing room. But as long as you clean your fur and promise "NOT" to leave any presents behind, , I'm game. Let's go.

[(22) Snapped service pipe!]

Dear Des, (maybe a traitor to the cause)Okay, once again I must defer to my betters as I am not experienced in trying to find loop-holes in the "Gay Handbook" to further my own "penny-pinching agenda". Though I have contacted several who flat refuse to acknowledge any edition/amendment that comes from Australia. I further put forth this question on the validity of any person/person's who tries to use age as an excuse to "NOT" use or own camera phones. With everything that is happening around the world, I, as well as my contemporaries in the gay world, are somewhat skeptical of "lazy gayness" in the world-wide community as a whole, In a time where Tinky-Winky is on the verge of becoming exposed as a prime recruitment tool of the gay community, I believe we should not only promote camera phones, but force all those who are charter members to purchase camera phones. As the saying goes, Out of the closets and into the streets. Or to fit better, Out with the old phones and in with the new video/camera phones so we can take "secret pictures" of any we deem worthy enough and use those images either online or at home...alone...in the privacy of our room...where you can appreciate the picture all the better. I might have digressed again, sorry.At this time, I do not have the voting power behind me to enforce this...following of the rules, already in place for over five years I might add, I am campaigning as we speak to abolish the Australian Edition with all these counter-productive amendments.Truly gay,Jason R.(a true patriot for gays everywhere)

[(22) Snapped service pipe!]

Hey Des,The question isn't why you didn't take a photo of said hot guy, because I think Wibby stated it perfectly for all of us. Yet I will put forth this question if I may, What the fuck do you mean you don't have a camera phone?*checking the section in the gay handbook called, membership rules*Just as I suspected, it's not even legal. How can you take dirty pictures of yourself to share on line if you don't have a camera phone? You can't. How can you take pictures of cute foreign guys for all us American's? You can't. You might get kicked out of the club, I'm serious. And why? Because you DON"T think a camera phone is a justifiable expense. well I won't let this happen. I won't let you get kicked out. No sir, not me. ATTENTION ALL AWESOME DUDES!!!!!!!!!Below is a link to a website dedicated to helping our poor friend on the bottom of the world attain a camera phone. The site accepts all forms of payment, legal or otherwise. Please donate what you can afford, let's not let another mis-guided queer lose his membership.www.desneedsafuckingcameraphone.fuMonetary value differs between currency, Raccoon dropping not accepted anywhere

[Little White Pill]

Thank you all, Camy, Des, Wibby, for your kind encouragment. When I first posted this entry, I really wasn't expecting any comments. It's hard to think of something to say after reading that particular piece. Though in the end, I thinik the piece is very hopeful and shows that no matter how messed up life gets, if you try hard enough, you can always iron out the wrinkles. Jason R.Where the hell did I pick up this positive attitude from? Damn Susan and her soft words of advice.

[(21) Oh Joyous day]

Getting feedback gives you a warm wuzzly feeling like no other ... except, maybe one. So congratulations on your threesome, soon you'll have a fully blown orgy!

I'm all up for full blown orgy. Exactly how many do I need before I get blown? Ha ha ha ha. Trab, your logic astounds me. I never would have thought of that.

Hey Des, I can't answer this question for you, because the answer depends on how understanding your partner is. Very understanding=Just one Not understanding=Never. I'll let the two of you decide. But you must promise to tell me his answer. No, really Des, you don't have to, I'll do it myself.

[(19) Driving in Adelaide]

What is this show with John Cleese that you are speaking about? Because here in America, I have not heard of it. Damn these American's that don't get British humour. Damn, damn, damn. Jason R.

[I want to cry]

Hey Camy,It's been my experience that creative souls rarely cry. Maybe it's because we pour our heart and emotions into music, manuscripts, and so on. It's like we give so much emotion into our creative outlet, we have none left for our own use. Which is why we muscians, writers, and such are so difficult to live with. I know there are times when I would rather hang out with my characters than with real people. Jason R.PS: My boyfriend thinks I'm emotionally bankrupt because I don't cry at sad movies. Though I always make him feel better afterwards.

[(18) Older not necessarily wiser]

Des,I can honestly say I don't know what to say. Well except, maybe, Happy Birthday. Though I'm not sure if I should comment about the spanking, noodle tasting, and such. So I'll leave the comments to my betters. Best wishes in the upcoming year.Jason R.

[I Devise My Own Demise]

Trab, Though it was not my intention to drag you down, it was my intention to invoke a strong emotional response. In that I might have exceeded my expectations. A Season in Hell, is basically a desent into madness. With IDMOD, I wanted to chronicle my own desent into relationship madness. This was a period of rapant drug use and lust filled encounters with a boy just as troubled as myself. Sometimes loved hurts, sometimes its co-dependant, sometimes its beautiful. But it's always an experience worth having. Jason R.PS: Sorry about depressing you. But don't worry about my mistakes. If love comes knocking at your door, grab hold. You know what they say, it's better to love and lose then to have never love at all. Though I've always thought who ever said that, was a happily married person.

[Saved By the Fates]

Hey Camy, You would be entertained watching me enter into a word battle with someone who could probably confuse and destroy me at will. I did not know that Emu's were so....devilish. As for relying on body langauge, tone of voice, I agree. I hate using emoticons but at times, it would clarify what I'm saying. Like the above sentence, in real life, I would have said that with a complete straight face. Trusting that if I had taken the time to actually speak with you, that you would be smart enough to get when I'm taking a piss at your expense. And if you didn't get the joke, then it would be even better. I have a dry sense of humor and not everyone gets me. Plus like you said, HUMOR, just like spelling changes depending where you're from. And I have it on good authority that I'm really not that funny to Emu's. But with real people, I kill 'em. Completely un-related, but my therepists thinks I'm nicer onlilne than I am in real life. If I would've been listening to the person I was refering to, I would not have hestitated in telling him to shut the fuck up. Maybe I should do all my speaking online from now on. It might get me a few friends. .....................................................................Fuck that. I've a hard enough time with dealing with just one friend. Couldn't possibly take on another friend until Daniel dies.Was that a joke?Jason R.

[Saved By the Fates]

Hey Wibby,My thoughts exactly. I've been mis-understood several times, usually because I wrote in the moment. My fingers can't keep up with my mind and I leave words out or I think one word and type another. And though everyone tells me I should read back what I wrote, I normally shoot it off without ever re-reading it. So I get that I might have mis-understood or that person can't convey exactly what he means online no better than I. And I could go into detail about why this person makes me envision doing bodily harm against him, but there really isn't a need. I probably will always detest this person. Maybe in the real world I would like him...naw, if he's that arrogant online, he's that much of an asshole in real life. But again, I digress.As for naming names, it wouldn't serve a purpose. It would only cause problems that I really don't need in my life. My therepist thinks I'll calm down with age, I'm not sure but I can always hope. If I can continue to learn from these little lessons, then I'll be a much better person for it. As usual, you give sound advice. For a raccoon, sometimes rabid raccoon, you make a lot of "cents". Jason R.

[Trust on-line]

OKay, my two cents.Several people have posted some valid cautions and sound advice. But reading this carefully, and with a sober mind I might add , your question has caused me some confusion. I know, you shouldn't be surprised that I am confused.Would you tell a stranger that you just met in a bar your personal information? Probably not, but you will introduce yourself by your name. If the two of you are involved in a friendly chat, like over a football game or maybe cricket. It is harmless, a name tells nothing about yourself.Why is it online, everyone has these fears about using their first names? It tells me nothing about you, other than a handle to call you. It has been brought up that you can't trust the things others say to you online. I agree, but it has been my experience you can't really trust someone in real life either. How do you know that person you've been talking to in your local bar for three years isn't waiting for the right moment to take you home and pull your insides out? You don't, just like online. And maybe, you've never told that bar friend anything about you except your name. No harm done. Just like using your first name online does no harm. Because face it, if someone really wants to find you, it doesn't matter how you've hidden your IP address, or how clever you are, there is always someone else just a bit "CLEVER'ER". Whether online or not, if they want to find you, they can.So the question shouldn't be can you trust someone with your real first name. The question is do you want the false sense of security your handle gives you, or do you want to roll the dice just as you do in life, and not live in fear of what could happen. Before you reply, let me say that I know some of us online are fearful of being "outed". Understandable. Some of us might be in jobs that would frown upon these websites. Understandable. Some of us "might" be known if we were to reveal our true names. Like maybe we are a "known" editor, producer, director, actor, the list is endless. If so, I can understand having a handle.But if you are out, in your life, your job, and so on, I can't see the harm in telling others at least your first names. After all, how many Jason's do you know? My fourteen cents, and I'm usually wrong.Jason R.

[Too many blogs]

I first thought hell would freeze over before that nasty EMU actually began a blog of its own. But alas, it seems that hell has not only froze over, but has decided that it really does rain frogs. Or is that rain pigs? I'm not sure, but Camy has begun a blog of his own. Which means, I, Jason R. should stop posting as of now. How can I, a mere human, ever compete with an EMU. The world is now doomed. And we are about to find out more details than anyone ever should find out about EMU's. God help us all. *makes the sign of the cross* Jason R.