[Blithering idiot!]

ALWAYS back up your work frequently to two files. Alternate saves to XXX-1 and XXX-2 just in case.

Yes, thank you Grandma, I shall suck my eggs better next time. ;)

I'll give you something to suck on if you need it....

[Blithering idiot!]

ALWAYS back up your work frequently to two files. Alternate saves to XXX-1 and XXX-2 just in case.

[Once I coveted a Sony Reader]

I don't patronize establishments with people that utterly stupid. I can't return. I often call management and vent.

["Amazing Grace"]

We all have regrets so get over the one about the job. Move forward. As for the friend, that's dicier. I must say he doesn't seem to be the type of friend you thought he was if he's not reciprocating attempts to keep in touch.You will persevere...

[80. Today-ing]

Des. You're REALLY weird. Coming from me, that says something.

[You Could or You Couldn't...Doesn't matter]

Blame it on the raccoon. Hmph.Just for that I won't tell everyone how much I liked the poem.

[Jetset]

As always, I bow before Ele, our lord and master.

[79. What Do We Rate?]

WARNING: Ye olde Aussie dirty ditty ahead:"The Captain's daughter, she was there,She had then into fits,By diving off the mantle-shelf,And landing on her tits.Chorus:Singing, who'll do me this time?Who will do me now?The one that did me last time,Must have used a plow."

::APPLAUSE::

[Me and my container]

What IS the stuff? :)

[79. What Do We Rate?]

Actually a blog has to have 5 people rating it for a rating to appear :)My blog is boring and I don't care that it has a lower rating that others. But the best blog here (no offence everyone else) is EleCivil's and why it's not got a perfect score is beyond my meagre understanding.

[Explantion (about time you might say)]

What a bitch.

You spelled "cunt" wrong.

[Explantion (about time you might say)]

Thanks for your "explantion" :)I wait new news with bated breath. PS: Kill the evil whore that gave M up.

[Rowing not rowing.]

It's okay to have a row, because it gives you an excuse to kiss and make up.Long rows that never get resolved due to stubbornness are a bad idea.

[77. Warranties and phonecalls]

All HP printers are Mac compatible, Bart. It's obviously a technical issue. What model and what OS version? Maybe I can help? :)

[no subject titled]

I think your answer to your brother was good. Yes, it's okay for a sibling to ask you these questions. Whether you answer or not is up to you. But it's good you communicate, and it's better when you deliver a little lesson along with it. That's what an older brother/sister does for a younger one. Good show.Your virginity doesn't concern anyone but you :)

[Stoopid bird.]

Birds do have bird-brains. It's to be expected.PS: The audio version is quite amusing.

[Weird week]

Always nice when an awesome dude "selects" you :-).PS. Actually it was Jeff Goldblum.

I don't think it was Jeff Goldblum who selected him. It was Dude. But yes, the quote is by Mr. Goldblum despite your confusing post :)

[Stupid Jason]

What? They have EMOTIONS in England? What happened with the "stiff upper lip"? Or did it migrate to a lower region????

[Odometer +1]

Happy Belated Birthday, Ele. And remember it's not downhill until you're old like me :)I'm thrilled you loved Little Brother. And I hope you enjoy getting creative with yourself. I will pretend that I believe you when you claim it's not innuendo.

[The convenience of storage]

I've a theory that a person's stuff always expands - and contracts - to occupy just slightly more space than is available for it.

I think you're onto something. I've observed this myself.

[Weird Night]

You're weird yet funny AND included an American Pie movie reference. Mark's lucky to have you to sexually molest him repeatedly.

Wibby, you calling me weird is like a pot calling the kettle black. But then you did get the movie reference, so I'll let it slide without pointing out your own weirdness. As for molesting Mark, do I detect a hint of jealousy?

Yes, you do :)Besides I never said I wasn't. After all, it takes one to know one.

[Weird Night]

You're weird yet funny AND included an American Pie movie reference. Mark's lucky to have you to sexually molest him repeatedly.

[Where's the Joystick?]

Good luck getting your shit together. Worry about that first and writing second. You don't want to be the guy famous for the "musings of a tortured mind" -- although it makes great reading, it's hell on the writer.

[hell, im GRADUATING TODAY!]

Congratulations and doubly so since you're making a speech. Good for you! Love to hear it when ready.

[The inevitability of change.]

Emus write pretty well from what I recollect.I'd discuss your friend leaving the net but your statement is vague as hell. Voluntary or not? Vanished or tired of it? Etc.